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#21 Mads

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 12:05 AM

I write a C program to clear the memory where your character information is stored, and manipulate me position to be on le hill!

#22 AnthonyD98™

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 03:25 PM

I place a command block and a repeater and I set the command block to kick everyone from the server but me :D

Then I teleport the hill and myself to some random X and Z coordinates very far from the orginal location.

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 03:29 PM

I launch cheat engine and turn the chair to lava, killing you, then I undo it, and sit down.

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 04:54 PM

I hack into the servers console and teleport you into the void, I then use my commandblocks to teleport myself back to the hill, This time I'm wearing quantum armor ( Mwhaha :D). Then from there I delete all the command blocks that I placed in the world.

#25 Sammich Lord

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 05:03 PM

I FTP into the server and change your player file to be past the far lands causing you to get kicked every time you attempt to join. I then teleport myself back up the hill.

#26 AnthonyD98™

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 05:08 PM

I log back into the server console and reset my player files, I then delete the world files and regenerate a new world as a superflat world :D

I create a new hill with a forcefield around it.

#27 Sammich Lord

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 05:16 PM

I use worldedit to destroy the forcefield and make my own hill.

#28 AnthonyD98™

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 05:22 PM

I make my hill taller than your hill so my hill is winning xD

#29 IcHoRELiTE

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 05:28 PM

I use TNT to blow up both of your hills and then make a 1x1 dirt tower as the hill :D

#30 AnthonyD98™

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 05:30 PM

I ban both of you, and build a new hill. Problem solved xD

#31 Sammich Lord

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 05:33 PM

I write a Lua script to shoot giant flaming Nyan cats at you.

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 07:23 PM

I spawn nyan dogs to attack your nyan cats.

#33 Shnupbups

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:27 PM

I spawn an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly...
But she swallowed your dogs to catch his cats,
swallowed the cats to catch some birds,
swallowed the birds to catch the spider,
that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside 'er,
she'd swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
perhaps she'll die.

I then leave her there with her overgrown belly as she attempts to swallow a cow, I don't know how she'll swallow a cow, but then I take the hill for MYSELF!!!

#34 InputUsername

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 04:08 AM

I strangle the lady with my bare hands,
push Shnupbups off the hill, don't mind where he lands.
Then I sit down and I chuckle of joy.
Shnupbups, the hill is yours no more.

I fail at writing poetry, 'mkay?

#35 PixelToast

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 04:14 AM

i bring chuck norris and the terminator on a attack helicopter and destroy your puny minecraft server

#36 ikke009

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 07:19 AM

While you guys were busy playing games on that minecraft server I went to the alps to find myself a nice new hill, which I am now king of btw ;)

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 08:37 AM

i put a multi phasing sheild powered by antimatter around the mountain and kill you

#38 CastleMan2000

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 10:18 AM

I bring in a ball of dark matter, throw it into the antimatter field, disrupting it, and violently fling you off the mountain.

The mountain is mine, and I glue myself to the chair and the chair to the hill. With indestructible glue that lasts forever.

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 10:23 AM

 CastleMan2000, on 26 February 2013 - 10:18 AM, said:

I bring in a ball of dark matter, throw it into the antimatter field, disrupting it, and violently fling you off the mountain.

The mountain is mine, and I glue myself to the chair and the chair to the hill. With indestructible glue that lasts forever.
I FIRE MAH LAZOORRRRZ at you until you turn to dust. You may still be stuck there, but who cares. You're a couple of grains of dust now. I plant my bum on the chair and create a big barrier room on real life melee turtles who will kill anyone who gets close. (and I change you all to adventure and clear your inventories, no destroying mah turtles!)

#40 Cranium

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 10:29 AM

I craft a computer using what materials I can scrape together. I also make a modem. I crash the turtles by spamming rednet, and leisurely stroll into your turtle swarm unharmed. I kick you in the bum, sending you away in shame.

The hill is MINE.





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