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#581 Lupus590

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 09:20 PM

You pick on one wolf, you pick on all the pack!

I wonder what wojbie tastes like? Hope you are big enough to feed 5.

Pack fed, we sit at the top of the hill.

#582 Lur_

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 09:24 PM

Still wanting to control the hill, I make a deal with the devil for my old body.

I then throw many holy squid grenades at the pack of wolves.

I walk to the top of the hill, turn on a force-field, and lay back on the chair.

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 09:31 PM

Ha! After getting reborn in my backup thread i come back into this universe and activate Booby trap i placed on my chair!

Chair along with person (Squid?) sitting on it teleports into center of the sun.

I get my backup backup chair. Sit down and contemplate time. I also place garden gnome next to me to guard me.

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 09:34 PM

Still having the force-field around me, I disturb the star I was teleported into, and it explodes.
It creates a new hill, made of carbon. It is the new largest hill in the galaxy.

I sit upon a carbon-made chair, and sit on the top.
I crank up the force-field to hill setting, and lay back and relax.

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 10:23 PM

I'm back!
Seems we need a little weapon bigger than my Ion Cannon...
Lets go with the Stellar Converter.
It fires and blasts the Carbon Planetoid to a nice molten rock and overpowers you force-field and turns you to mere atoms.
I then cool a section of it, making it a hill, get a mobile command center and deploy it on top of it with heat protection and its own
infinite supply of oxygen.

Edited by cptdeath58, 06 April 2015 - 10:24 PM.


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Posted 06 April 2015 - 11:39 PM

A stow away wolf pack lone wolf eats you in your sleep, my second meal.

I am now wolf of the hill, in a mobile command centre with heat protection and its own infinite supply of oxygen.

Edited by Lupus590, 06 April 2015 - 11:41 PM.


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 09:58 PM

Apparently, the command center was monitoring my health and upon my termination, it explodes into a supernova!

After a few seconds, the matter comes back together to create a new solar system, which in turn creates a planet with another hill to be claimed.

Edited by cptdeath58, 07 April 2015 - 09:58 PM.


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 10:55 PM

A pack of ghost wolves discover a portal capable of taking them to other planets.

When we find a message of a new bigger hill on a far away world, we set our den at its peak.

There are 5 ghost wolves on top of the hill. I AM THE ALPHA WOLF OF THE HILL!

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Posted 08 April 2015 - 01:35 AM

kills a wolf.

Edited by slow-coder, 08 April 2015 - 01:35 AM.


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Posted 09 April 2015 - 04:24 AM

Ghost Busters comes in, sucking all the ghosts into containers and storing them away.
I then come on top of the hill and claim my new seat.

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Posted 10 April 2015 - 03:08 PM

I lay dynamite under the hill. Blow it up. Sadly there is no hill, so I build a better one with a defense system powered by CraftOS.

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Posted 10 April 2015 - 10:37 PM

A Ratte tank drives over your defenses and runs you over.
I then climb on top and look at the stars.

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Posted 21 May 2015 - 05:33 AM

I've been here all along, you just didn't notice me. I active the trapdoor that cpt was standing on, and climb to the top. My work here is done.

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Posted 11 June 2015 - 04:50 AM

He he he, he doesnt realize that my Ratte tank has an AI and forgot about it.
It comes back and runs over you. I get out of the trap and get back into my tank... sadly this thing is so heavy when I ran you over it made 2 hills... what now?

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Posted 11 June 2015 - 08:15 AM

I ssh'd my way into the server computer, nano'd the server.properties file to disable online-mode, and set build limit to 2147483647, then I nbtedit'd my playerfile to have java.lang.Float.MAX_VALUE absorbtion and have a stick with +2147483647 attack damage, then I asked direwolf20 to build a throne out of warded NineByNine-s in the sky. So I'm getting hurt, but I can't die (even with /kill :P)

Edited by MindenCucc, 11 June 2015 - 08:16 AM.


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Posted 11 June 2015 - 01:50 PM

Apparently, I put a virus there that transferred the control to another computer half way across the world when someone messed with those properties...
Since you triggered it, you reformatted the hard drive... no more games for you.

I then decide its time to merge the hills and sit on top with a plate of bacon.

Edited by cptdeath58, 11 June 2015 - 01:51 PM.


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Posted 11 June 2015 - 01:53 PM

One thing you did not consider was that the bacon is poisinous.

Sorry, I am the king, but this time a minion sits on the throne while I am behind the most powerful PC predicting the climate playing minecraft and Metro 3 while controlling the minion through ssh.

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Posted 11 June 2015 - 01:57 PM

View PostCreator, on 11 June 2015 - 01:53 PM, said:

One thing you did not consider was that the bacon is poisinous.

Sorry, I am the king, but this time a minion sits on the throne while I am behind the most powerful PC predicting the climate playing minecraft and Metro 3 while controlling the minion through ssh.

Did you really poison bacon... man you are a very bad and wasteful man...

[EDIT] I wanted to add a picture to this but it wont let me...

Edited by cptdeath58, 11 June 2015 - 01:59 PM.


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Posted 11 June 2015 - 02:36 PM

View PostCreator, on 11 June 2015 - 01:53 PM, said:

One thing you did not consider was that the bacon is poisinous.

Sorry, I am the king, but this time a minion sits on the throne while I am behind the most powerful PC predicting the climate playing minecraft and Metro 3 while controlling the minion through ssh.

Isn't it easier to control them ingame? Entering long commands is not good :P

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Posted 11 June 2015 - 03:49 PM

View PostMindenCucc, on 11 June 2015 - 02:36 PM, said:

View PostCreator, on 11 June 2015 - 01:53 PM, said:

One thing you did not consider was that the bacon is poisinous.

Sorry, I am the king, but this time a minion sits on the throne while I am behind the most powerful PC predicting the climate playing minecraft and Metro 3 while controlling the minion through ssh.

Isn't it easier to control them ingame? Entering long commands is not good :P

The PC has specialized hardware that notifies it when I order it mentally to do something.





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