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[Cranium]

Too bad the meteor was filled with a dangerous and deadly alien virus. It wipes out the entire population of earth. Millenia goes by, and humanity re-evolves, and my descendant decides to re-invent King of the Hill. Two rules: I always win, and you all stink.

[Sxw]

I launch nodus, use xray to get me full diamond then activate all the fighting hacks, and sit on the chair when he's dead.

[lieudusty]

I enter the command: "/ban Sxw"

[Dlcruz129]

lieudusty, on 01 March 2013 - 04:54 PM, said:

I enter the command: "/ban Sxw"

I place a command block, type /ban @a, power it, and everyone gets banned. If I can't have it, nobody can!!!!

[Cranium]

What's this? An empty hill? Why is this command block here? Oh well. I guess I should get rid of it. Wow, there's a great spot on top of that hill to rest! I'll just plant a few trees there, and stretch a hammock out. Time to sip some Pina Coladas in the shade.

[CastleMan2000]

Walk up hill. Pick up Cranium. Throw Cranium off hill. ??? Profit.

[Cranium]

/smite CastleMan2000

Dust off the ashes from my hammock, and relax again. My vengeance is swift and wrathful.

[dingham]

I reset the matrix and code myselfs sitting on the hill.

[CastleMan2000]

U53 MY L337 H4CK1NG 5K1LL5 7O G37 R1D OF dingham.

I am victorious.

[TwelveEight]

I get into my TARDIS, and go to the exact time and place the game started.

Upon seeing the first to climb upon the hill, ikke009, I knew it was my chance to act. I grabbed him, lept into the TARDIS, then trapped him inside of the Pandorica.

The game has never started, and I sit upon the hill. Time Lord Victorious.

[Cranium]

YOU CAN'T REWRITE HISTORY LIKE THAT!!!! That is a fixed point in time! You'll shatter the universe!

[Dlcruz129]

While TwelveEight and Cranium bicker about time travel and history and shit, I sit down on the chair.

[MudkipTheEpic]

What chair? What world? The time-space continuum has shattered, and you sit on a nonexistent chair in a nonexistent place in a nonexistent time.

Good thing I re-glued the time-space continuum with some antimatter, re-transported to the newly-regenerated Earth, climbed up a hill, brought a new lawn chair with me, and sat on it.

[Kryptanyte]

Climbs up the hill next to the one MudkipTheEpic is sitting on, which is taller, plants a nice comfy beach chair down and begins verbal assault on Mudkip.

[TwelveEight]

Upon realizing my fatal mistake, I realize that the only solution is to create a problem.

I trap myself in the Pandorica.
I Schrodinger Amy Pond.
Rory- the Roman- is given a gun.
River's in the TARDIS
The TARDIS is on fire...
She's feeling the heat... and the need to acquire
someone she can trust
someone with a bow tie,
but he's been locked up and left to die!

Erm... what happened?
I got lost in the moment...
I team up with the Daleks, enslave every forum member with Weeping Angels, and live forever eating Fish and custard.

[MudkipTheEpic]

TwelveEight, on 03 March 2013 - 07:23 PM, said:

Upon realizing my fatal mistake, I realize that the only solution is to create a problem.

I trap myself in the Pandorica.
I Schrodinger Amy Pond.
Rory- the Roman- is given a gun.
River's in the TARDIS
The TARDIS is on fire...
She's feeling the heat... and the need to acquire
someone she can trust
someone with a bow tie,
but he's been locked up and left to die!

Erm... what happened?
I got lost in the moment...
I team up with the Daleks, enslave every forum member with Weeping Angels, and live forever eating Fish and custard.

The fish had a strange neurotoxin, controlling you to revive me and kill yourself.

I sit on Krypt's old chair, thankful that he placed it for me.

[Kryptanyte]

Damnit, I just made one for that post.

Uses lazor sharks to destroy Mudkips chair and sends him flying elsewhere, then promptly mime a sitting action

[MudkipTheEpic]

Kryptanyte, on 03 March 2013 - 07:27 PM, said:

Creates a paradox by killing myself and falls through the fabric of space onto the hill with no weeping angels. After which I promptly kick TwelveEight off the seat, and take my rightful place with lazor sharks swimming in the air around me

You got ninja'd.

[TwelveEight]

Regaining consciousness, I smell what may be an indicator of poor feminine hygiene -- and also custard.

I climb the hill, stab both Kryptanyte and Mudkip with my bow tie, because they are cool, then I destroy the chair.

[MudkipTheEpic]

TwelveEight, on 03 March 2013 - 07:30 PM, said:

Regaining consciousness, I smell what may be an indicator of poor feminine hygiene -- and also custard.

I climb the hill, stab both Kryptanyte and Mudkip with my bow tie, because they are cool, then I destroy the chair.

Due to not having a chair, TwelveEight tries to sit down but falls and rolls down the hill.

Realizing the bow tie does not affect water Pokemon, I get up and go to Bass Pro Shop, buys a nice comfy lawn chair, and sits down.

Dang this game is fun!