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#601 kobkob1

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Posted 26 June 2015 - 10:23 PM

Said minion is very weak, and takes me no time to mlg 360 720 quickscope-noscope it off the throne. But I die from jumping off the hill, so my exact twin(clone) takes over
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#602 FUNCTION MAN!

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Posted 27 June 2015 - 07:47 PM

I wipe you off the map using a Low-orbit ion cannon, then fix the hill back up, fold out my chair, sit, and get my laptop.

#603 Lur_

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Posted 27 June 2015 - 08:16 PM

Having been cloned, I hack the LOIC, and aim it at Poof. He crashes to desktop, and I laugh on a planet a lightyear away.

#604 Pyrif

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Posted 28 June 2015 - 03:10 AM

Since nobody's currently on the hill (Poof is evaporated and Lur is on a planet a light year away), I claim it and build a castle atop it.

#605 cptdeath58

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Posted 28 June 2015 - 05:52 AM

Activating Mammoth tanks loaded with a mini Ion Cannons.

they destroy your castle with ease and I know sleep on the ruins of your castle.

#606 FUNCTION MAN!

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Posted 28 June 2015 - 06:30 PM

You fail to realise my nether-spawning-device nearby and your bed explodes.
I then build an obsidian fortress on top of the hill.

#607 Pyrif

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Posted 28 June 2015 - 09:17 PM

I summon a nether portal under your obsidian fortress, sending you to a different hill in the nether. I then build a bedrock castle atop the hill.

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Posted 29 June 2015 - 05:14 AM

Eh, Bring out the Bedrock Bore!
I bore into your walls and break through then kill everyone inside with my turtle army.
I then replace the wall and activate a force shield around the castle so that nothing go ins and nothing goes out except me and my army.

#609 Pyrif

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Posted 29 June 2015 - 05:19 AM

I hack into the force field's main framework and disable it, send you and your army to The End with no portal back, rebuild my castle with mods (specifically carpenter's blocks) and block it off from outsiders with a 100% impenetrable defense system. Also, an anti-cloaking device. ;)

#610 cptdeath58

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Posted 29 June 2015 - 09:23 AM

You made a mistake... I have a portable Portal Opening Device or P.O.D.

I throw one down and lead the Ender dragon out in the overworld, The overworld is eaten away by the Ender dragon down to bedrock.
Sadly no recognizable hill can be seen...

#611 CherryPie

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Posted 09 August 2015 - 07:49 AM

I go into a parallel universe and finds the old hill

#612 Waitdev_

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Posted 10 August 2015 - 09:35 AM

ooh.. snap, i've pushed you, and since you were in space you will continue to fly :)
da hill iz mine

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Posted 10 August 2015 - 02:23 PM

But i wasn't in space? You must have pushed me far well the aliens of the moon saves me and shoots you with theyre Sci-Fi'ish guns and you die nobody is sad but only happy for me to be back :)

#614 cptdeath58

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Posted 10 August 2015 - 06:02 PM

I call in a terminator.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger terminator rekts you and the aliens... cuz you know... Arnold Schwarzenegger
I then claim the hill.

Edited by cptdeath58, 10 August 2015 - 06:02 PM.


#615 CherryPie

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Posted 10 August 2015 - 06:53 PM

Then i come back with the good daleks, old aliens, sontarans, cybermen and Amy and totally rekts you

Edited by CherryPie, 10 August 2015 - 06:54 PM.


#616 Konlab

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Posted 13 August 2015 - 12:58 PM

/ban CherryPie


#617 CherryPie

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Posted 13 August 2015 - 01:32 PM

I get anonymous to unban me cuz i very friends good with em'

#618 Lur_

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Posted 20 August 2015 - 12:55 AM

*sits on his hill a lightyear away*

#619 LDDestroier

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Posted 20 August 2015 - 01:56 AM

I use a cool hi-tech transported to teleport a very, VERY loud speaker into your hill, in a place where you can't find it. Then it blares incredibly bitcrushed My Little Pony and Nyan Cat and the sound of a man grunting all simultaneously, forcing you to leave!

#620 CherryPie

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Posted 20 August 2015 - 09:34 AM

I just farted, you died





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