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[TwelveEight]

While the bow tie may not affect you, I realize that one thing will -- my Sonic Screwdriver!
I unscrew the chair's screws whilst standing at the bottom of the hill, and you fall down. I pick up your bleeding Mudkip body, rip you in half, and consume your seafood insides. Your time has come. Time Lord Victorious. Again. Or before? O_O

[MudkipTheEpic]

Cranium, on 24 February 2013 - 09:55 AM, said:

Approved. Play nice kids, don't be too violent, and make sure you put some antiseptic on those scrapes you're about to get!

Wow TwelveEight you are getting competitive. Anyway, good thing it was a decoy.

As you are on the bottom of the hill murdering my decoy, I come out of my hiding place, backstab you with a blade of removal, removing you from all evidence in all time-space continuums and destroying all chances of you EVER coming back. I climb back up the hill, and ghdfg htrtfds nfcdfdwedf. Oops, looks like the end got mangled. I guess it will have to do.

Edit: And with that, I am off for the night.

Edited by MudkipTheEpic, 03 March 2013 - 07:59 PM.

[TwelveEight]

Wow, you really don't know your Doctor Who, do you?
Listen to this whilst reading:

Upon your stabbing of me, I start to glow. I explode in a blaze of glory.
As the light dies down, I examine my new body. Epic. I'm David Tennant again!
So, being either the tenth or twelfth doctor, I start my quest. I offer to take you as my companion.
You agree, then we climb the hill together.

[Kryptanyte]

Shoots TwelveEight once then Mudkip. Proceeds to wait for TwelveEight to begin regeneration then shoots him again. Proceeds to sit on chair

Also, David Tennant is only the 10th. When he regens into the hand, he saves the full regen for later basically, but it is dicey because when donna touched the hand yeah, you get the deal. So either he has 1 regen left with Smith, or magically somehow he got that 1 back. Matt is the 11th btw.

[TwelveEight]

Alas, I am defeated. But wait, what's this? I have already made a backup ganger of myself? How convenient! The ganger takes the gun, destroys it, curbstomps you, then sits upon the throne.

I know that Tennant is the 10th. I consider Smith the 11th. Since My #12 is in the image of David Tennant, I quite possibly could have reverted back to the 10th. Either that or the 12th is David Tennant.

[Kryptanyte]

12th won't be tennant. They will go for another smith I think.

Throws a sonic screwdriver that is stuck on at ganger. Sits down

[amtra5]

Goes back in time and kills everyone who participated in this game with a mining lazer and sit on my invincible chair of time travel.

[CastleMan2000]

I borrow Crowbar's crowbar of time-artifact-destruction and smash your chair to pieces.

Smack you around a bit more, then I sit on a new chair.

[Cranium]

Then the almighty Moderator comes in and glowers at you. How dare you all muck about in the time vortex? This area is filled with so much time energy, that it would take a miracle for anyone to travel through here. Not even the TARDIS could get through here, it just keeps bouncing off! I declare this a time-travel free zone for several million years. Don't destroy the timeline again.

Since I'm here though...

I kick CastleMan2000 in the shin, making him grab his leg in pain. I then poke him in the eyes and give him a wedgie for good measure. I send him off limping in defeat. I use my powers of moderation to lock the chair, and edit the post to make sure it is the most comfortable chair ever. I don't see anyone getting this chair for a long time.

[D3matt]

Suddenly a mining turtle appears from the ground under you. The chair disappears into the bowels of the mechanical beast, and the mining turtle attacks you, sending you flying off the hill. I climb out from the hole, take my own chair out of the turtle, and sit upon it victorious.

[Kryptanyte]

I only have a few minutes so I'm going to keep this short. Anyone who dominates me shall be utterly ruined when I get home later...

I observe the scene of Craniums body getting hacked to pieces by a turtle and once D3matt has taken his seat I begin my quest up the hill stealthily and backstab him with what is left of Craniums left shin. I make a chair out of the body of D3matt and begin my dominance over the hill.

Btw, how gruesome can we get? Like detailed descriptions of ones leg being torn off or something?

[Cranium]

Kryptanyte, on 04 March 2013 - 07:29 AM, said:

Btw, how gruesome can we get? Like detailed descriptions of ones leg being torn off or something?

Let's keep it as clean as possible. If you have to ask if it's okay, then it most likely is not.

[CastleMan2000]

I eat several golden apples to recover my health. I use my hacking skills to hack reality and change Krypanyte's position to the moon and I take my rightful seat. I hope you like BANANAS, b**ch!

[Kryptanyte]

Technically, you did me a favor.

Throws bananas at Castle until he is pretty much suffocating, drops TNT from the moon which throws him off the hill. Resumes sitting on the moon.

[D3matt]

I respawn and whip out my remote. I press the single big red button. A piece of TNT appears in front of the turtle that's still sitting on top of the hill. The turtle, along with Kryptanite, explode into a million pieces. I ascend the hill and take my place on the newly-remodeled crown.

[Kryptanyte]

I'm still winning....

Throws large chunks of moon rock at the hill crushing D3matt into oblivion. Continues sitting on the moon.

[Dlcruz129]

Kryptanyte, on 04 March 2013 - 05:35 PM, said:

I'm still winning....

Throws large chunks of moon rock at the hill crushing D3matt into oblivion. Continues sitting on the moon.

But you're not on the hill. Nevertheless, I kill you by [insert interesting death scene here, because I'm too tired to think of one], and sit on the hill.

[Kryptanyte]

I was on the moon fool. I was on top of the hill. At least above everyone else.

Respawns 50 ft above the seat and falls ontp Dlcruz129 and slatters him everywhere. Sits down.

[Mendax]

Hm, looks fun...

Flies shuttle carrier into vicinity and drops the shuttle onto an unsuspecting Kryptanyte.
Parachutes into the chair.

[Dlcruz129]

*Dumps water on Mendax*
*Memdax hisses and runs away*
*Sits on the chair*