King of the Hill
#581
Posted 06 April 2015 - 09:20 PM
I wonder what wojbie tastes like? Hope you are big enough to feed 5.
Pack fed, we sit at the top of the hill.
#582
Posted 06 April 2015 - 09:24 PM
I then throw many holy squid grenades at the pack of wolves.
I walk to the top of the hill, turn on a force-field, and lay back on the chair.
#583
Posted 06 April 2015 - 09:31 PM
Chair along with person (Squid?) sitting on it teleports into center of the sun.
I get my backup backup chair. Sit down and contemplate time. I also place garden gnome next to me to guard me.
#584
Posted 06 April 2015 - 09:34 PM
It creates a new hill, made of carbon. It is the new largest hill in the galaxy.
I sit upon a carbon-made chair, and sit on the top.
I crank up the force-field to hill setting, and lay back and relax.
#585
Posted 06 April 2015 - 10:23 PM
Seems we need a little weapon bigger than my Ion Cannon...
Lets go with the Stellar Converter.
It fires and blasts the Carbon Planetoid to a nice molten rock and overpowers you force-field and turns you to mere atoms.
I then cool a section of it, making it a hill, get a mobile command center and deploy it on top of it with heat protection and its own
infinite supply of oxygen.
Edited by cptdeath58, 06 April 2015 - 10:24 PM.
#586
Posted 06 April 2015 - 11:39 PM
I am now wolf of the hill, in a mobile command centre with heat protection and its own infinite supply of oxygen.
Edited by Lupus590, 06 April 2015 - 11:41 PM.
#587
Posted 07 April 2015 - 09:58 PM
After a few seconds, the matter comes back together to create a new solar system, which in turn creates a planet with another hill to be claimed.
Edited by cptdeath58, 07 April 2015 - 09:58 PM.
#588
Posted 07 April 2015 - 10:55 PM
When we find a message of a new bigger hill on a far away world, we set our den at its peak.
There are 5 ghost wolves on top of the hill. I AM THE ALPHA WOLF OF THE HILL!
#589
Posted 08 April 2015 - 01:35 AM
Edited by slow-coder, 08 April 2015 - 01:35 AM.
#590
Posted 09 April 2015 - 04:24 AM
I then come on top of the hill and claim my new seat.
#591
Posted 10 April 2015 - 03:08 PM
#593
Posted 21 May 2015 - 05:33 AM
#594
Posted 11 June 2015 - 04:50 AM
It comes back and runs over you. I get out of the trap and get back into my tank... sadly this thing is so heavy when I ran you over it made 2 hills... what now?
#595
Posted 11 June 2015 - 08:15 AM
Edited by MindenCucc, 11 June 2015 - 08:16 AM.
#596
Posted 11 June 2015 - 01:50 PM
Since you triggered it, you reformatted the hard drive... no more games for you.
I then decide its time to merge the hills and sit on top with a plate of bacon.
Edited by cptdeath58, 11 June 2015 - 01:51 PM.
#597
Posted 11 June 2015 - 01:53 PM
Sorry, I am the king, but this time a minion sits on the throne while I am behind the most powerful PC predicting the climate playing minecraft and Metro 3 while controlling the minion through ssh.
#598
Posted 11 June 2015 - 01:57 PM
Creator, on 11 June 2015 - 01:53 PM, said:
Sorry, I am the king, but this time a minion sits on the throne while I am behind the most powerful PC predicting the climate playing minecraft and Metro 3 while controlling the minion through ssh.
Did you really poison bacon... man you are a very bad and wasteful man...
[EDIT] I wanted to add a picture to this but it wont let me...
Edited by cptdeath58, 11 June 2015 - 01:59 PM.
#599
Posted 11 June 2015 - 02:36 PM
Creator, on 11 June 2015 - 01:53 PM, said:
Sorry, I am the king, but this time a minion sits on the throne while I am behind the most powerful PC predicting the climate playing minecraft and Metro 3 while controlling the minion through ssh.
Isn't it easier to control them ingame? Entering long commands is not good
#600
Posted 11 June 2015 - 03:49 PM
MindenCucc, on 11 June 2015 - 02:36 PM, said:
Creator, on 11 June 2015 - 01:53 PM, said:
Sorry, I am the king, but this time a minion sits on the throne while I am behind the most powerful PC predicting the climate playing minecraft and Metro 3 while controlling the minion through ssh.
Isn't it easier to control them ingame? Entering long commands is not good
The PC has specialized hardware that notifies it when I order it mentally to do something.
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