King of the Hill
#1
Posted 24 February 2013 - 07:29 AM
If you don't know this game, dont worry it's simple.
You have to remove the last king of the hill and make yourself the new one.
so person 1: I take my fishing chair, fold it out and sit proudly on the hill like a true king.
me:
I sneak up on behind, kick person 1 out of his chair, and claim it for myself as person 1 rolls to the bottom of the hill.
The point is that you post something amusing and creative. If possible, try to come up with something that has not been posted before.
#2
Posted 24 February 2013 - 09:55 AM
#3
Posted 24 February 2013 - 09:58 AM
#4
Posted 24 February 2013 - 11:18 AM
#5
Posted 24 February 2013 - 11:27 AM
I simply walk up to you and shove you off the hill, I kept the laser gun though, it's a nice toy.
#6
Posted 24 February 2013 - 11:57 AM
#7
Posted 24 February 2013 - 02:38 PM
#8
Posted 24 February 2013 - 03:05 PM
Hill's all mine.
#9
Posted 24 February 2013 - 03:34 PM
#10
Posted 24 February 2013 - 03:43 PM
#11
Posted 24 February 2013 - 04:02 PM
#12
Posted 24 February 2013 - 04:08 PM
#13
Posted 24 February 2013 - 06:05 PM
#14
Posted 24 February 2013 - 06:10 PM
#15
Posted 24 February 2013 - 06:26 PM
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*Climbs hills and sits on chair*
#16
Posted 24 February 2013 - 06:28 PM
#17
Posted 24 February 2013 - 07:16 PM
Sammich Lord, on 24 February 2013 - 06:28 PM, said:
#18
Posted 24 February 2013 - 07:30 PM
I wait. The shredded hillside is strewn with debris - not all of it was always inanimate. The sky is clouded over with ash and dust, but there is just enough light to see my objective. A lawn chair is set lazily in the center of what appears to be a nuclear waste zone, smoke still rising from the area.
The being known as 1lann has arrayed himself on the chair in a manner which just screams "all your base are belong to us". Even from this distance I can sense the obnoxious smugness the hairless monkey radiates. It annoys me, but I know that the time has not yet come to overcome the hill. I must wait.
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Several hours later, I know the time is ripe to strike. 1lann is asleep, a petulant smile stuck upon his face, and the moon has risen behind the slowly dissolving clouds.
Stepping out from behind the bushes, I climb the hill quietly. The noise of steel clanking together goes unnoticed by the sleeping figure, much to his own misfortune.
My shadow falls upon the lawn chair and 1lann opens his eyes sleepily. The gleam of two diamond sharp katanas is the last thing he ever sees.
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I am the king of the hill now. I am ever watchful, ever vengeful. You can kill my body, but death means nothing to one of us. You may hold the hill for a day, but one day you will feel the blade of the ninja between your shoulders and I will rule once more.
#19
Posted 24 February 2013 - 08:08 PM
I send three F-22 raptor striking you and then I come with my golden tank, install the chair on my tank, and then sit on the chair.
#20
Posted 24 February 2013 - 10:16 PM
What can a mere ninja do if he's being surrounded by six direwolves, hiding in the shadows and sliding between sunbeams.
The ninja, who goes by the name of Bubba, was watching but not seeing. His eyes were burning with vengeance.... Hot, flaming vengeance.
My father once told me to never let my emotions rule my mind, which was the mistake Bubba made.
The wolves are hungry, and before Bubba realised what whas happening it had already happened. The direwolves took his limbless body, they will feast on their prey tonight.
I look at this "Throne" the king of the hill is supposed to sit upon. King of what exactly, a pile of dirt?
After weeks of hard work I managed to make myself a small castle. It's not much, but it'll have to do for now.
I burned the fishing chair though, my castle needs something better then that piece of trash. My castle needs a throne. A throne worthy of a king like me.
The king of the Hill!
(im not a writer but i had to do something to try and top that xD)
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