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King of the Hill
Started by ikke009, Feb 24 2013 07:29 AM
673 replies to this topic
#41
Posted 26 February 2013 - 02:57 PM
i go back in time and destroy the moon
#43
Posted 26 February 2013 - 03:33 PM
However, I am in one of the moon fragments headed on a direct trajectory to the hill! The collision knocks you off the chair and I am victorious.
#44
Posted 26 February 2013 - 03:41 PM
I go back further in time and destroy the moon. Therefore, you can not destroy the moon later as it has been destroyed. I come back to the present and sit in the chair.
#45
Posted 26 February 2013 - 03:46 PM
Ah, but if the moon was not destroyed by PixelToast, then how could you claim the throne? I use my superior intellect to point out your time travelling flaws and remain firmly seated on the hill.
#46
Posted 26 February 2013 - 03:55 PM
i take a gun. i put bullets in the gun. i aim the gun at your head. i pull the trigger. you die. i sit
#47
Posted 26 February 2013 - 04:04 PM
i walk up behind skullblade and kill him with a knife
#48
Posted 26 February 2013 - 04:13 PM
Too bad I was wearing quantum armor and I was only faking dead...I creep up behind u and kill u with the knife u used against me...
#49
Posted 26 February 2013 - 04:20 PM
did i say knife?
i meant 100gw proton gun
i meant 100gw proton gun
#50
Posted 26 February 2013 - 04:24 PM
I tunnel underground and lay loads of tnt and nukes and antimatter bombs underneath you. I then light it, log of the server, wait for it to stop lagging, come back on, and place a chair on top of the nuclear radiation in my hazmat suit. Bye!
#51
Posted 26 February 2013 - 06:28 PM
Rejuvenation missiles ftw. The hill is rebuilt on your head, you suffocate, I sit down.
#52
Posted 26 February 2013 - 10:19 PM
wha.. wait why are you sitting on my lap?! get off there! im the king of the hill! shoo! gone with you!
thats better..
thats better..
#53
Posted 27 February 2013 - 02:09 AM
*Cranium wonders how ikke009 became a chair?
Perhaps he was disguised as a chair the whole time, and finally got fed up with the abuse.
At any rate, I do a Spy Check just in case, engulfing everything in flames. ikke009, two lurkers, and a squirrel are roasted alive. I have delicious barbecue that night while proudly standing atop the scattered ashes of the once majestic castle that stood here. I guess it's time for a remodel.
I use a Capsule Corp. capsule to build myself a decent home while I wait for the inevitable onslaught.
Perhaps he was disguised as a chair the whole time, and finally got fed up with the abuse.
At any rate, I do a Spy Check just in case, engulfing everything in flames. ikke009, two lurkers, and a squirrel are roasted alive. I have delicious barbecue that night while proudly standing atop the scattered ashes of the once majestic castle that stood here. I guess it's time for a remodel.
I use a Capsule Corp. capsule to build myself a decent home while I wait for the inevitable onslaught.
#54
Posted 27 February 2013 - 02:59 AM
I light your home on fire, it creates a hill of ashes, and kills you. I place a newly crafted chair, andddd sit down.
#55
Posted 27 February 2013 - 03:03 AM
1. BAM BAMBAMBAM TATATATATATA BOOOM!!!! RATATAT
PEWPEWPEW FEEEEUUUUWBOOOOMMM!!!
2. [insert amazing action scene here]
3. ????
4. King of the Hill!!
PEWPEWPEW FEEEEUUUUWBOOOOMMM!!!
2. [insert amazing action scene here]
3. ????
4. King of the Hill!!
#56
Posted 27 February 2013 - 03:59 AM
Guess who it is? It is me who returned.
I throw my torch causing ikke009 to get burned.
I then take a chair and sit down with a smile,
as I say to myself: "I'll be here for a while."
I throw my torch causing ikke009 to get burned.
I then take a chair and sit down with a smile,
as I say to myself: "I'll be here for a while."
#57
Posted 27 February 2013 - 05:46 AM
/me fires some java.net.ServerSocket at whoever the hell is at the top of the hill, then performs a waltz on their mutilated corpse.
#58
Posted 27 February 2013 - 06:31 AM
tiin57 is actually on a hollodeck
#60
Posted 27 February 2013 - 08:45 AM
In the rebooted ('scratched', as it were,) timeline, I come in a meteor that appears at this moment! This meteor happens to be covered in swords. I am sitting on the chair, inside the meteor covered with swords.
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