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[CastleMan2000]

Hello, and welcome to the [REDACTED] Corp. Cooperative Initiative! We will be selecting four volunteers to cooperate and work together to solve problems! All in the name of wonderful, glorious science. Will you volunteer today?

(This is a cooperative game. I will require four players. Who wants to sign up?)

[Lyqyd]

I am going to allow this, but I do hope that more backstory and prepared content is on the way.

[CastleMan2000]

Don't worry, it is! I just need those volunteers.

Below the advertisement, which is posted on a pole, a sheet is seen.

SIGNUP SHEET FOR [REDACTED] CORP COOPERATIVE INITIATIVE

Name:
Gender:
Occupation:
Any Special Skills:

[Dlcruz129]

Name: dlcruz129
Gender: alien
Occupation: java programmer
Any Special Skills: Can eat a raw onion without crying

[MudkipTheEpic]

Name: MudkipTheEpic
Gender: Mudkip
Occupation: coding stuff that is actually quite useless. XP
Special Skills: leader of mudkipz

[CastleMan2000]

MudkipTheEpic, on 28 February 2013 - 03:13 AM, said:

Name: MudkipTheEpic
Gender: Mudkip
Occupation: coding stuff that is actually quite useless. XP
Special Skills: leader of mudkipz

Please revise your sheet to include an actually useful skill.

Thank You, [REDACTED] Corp.

[Dlcruz129]

CastleMan2000, on 28 February 2013 - 12:15 PM, said:

MudkipTheEpic, on 28 February 2013 - 03:13 AM, said:

Name: MudkipTheEpic
Gender: Mudkip
Occupation: coding stuff that is actually quite useless. XP
Special Skills: leader of mudkipz />

Please revise your sheet to include an actually useful skill.

Thank You, [REDACTED] Corp.

My skill is useful?

[1lann]

Name: 1lann
Gender: Male
Occupation: Student Programmer
Any Special Skills: Problem solving and being obsessed with trains

[CastleMan2000]

Dlcruz129, on 28 February 2013 - 12:51 PM, said:

CastleMan2000, on 28 February 2013 - 12:15 PM, said:

MudkipTheEpic, on 28 February 2013 - 03:13 AM, said:

Name: MudkipTheEpic
Gender: Mudkip
Occupation: coding stuff that is actually quite useless. XP
Special Skills: leader of mudkipz />

Please revise your sheet to include an actually useful skill.

Thank You, [REDACTED] Corp.

My skill is useful?

Yes. That is what I call a practical skill; you never know when that might come in handy. Mudkip's 'skill' is not a skill nor is it useful.

Also, 1lann, thanks for signing up.

[Dlcruz129]

CastleMan2000, on 28 February 2013 - 01:31 PM, said:

Dlcruz129, on 28 February 2013 - 12:51 PM, said:

CastleMan2000, on 28 February 2013 - 12:15 PM, said:

MudkipTheEpic, on 28 February 2013 - 03:13 AM, said:

Name: MudkipTheEpic
Gender: Mudkip
Occupation: coding stuff that is actually quite useless. XP
Special Skills: leader of mudkipz />

Please revise your sheet to include an actually useful skill.

Thank You, [REDACTED] Corp.

My skill is useful?

Yes. That is what I call a practical skill; you never know when that might come in handy. Mudkip's 'skill' is not a skill nor is it useful.

Also, 1lann, thanks for signing up.

Go ahead and change my skill to "can eat a raw onion without crying"

[PixelToast]

Dlcruz129, on 28 February 2013 - 02:06 PM, said:

CastleMan2000, on 28 February 2013 - 01:31 PM, said:

Dlcruz129, on 28 February 2013 - 12:51 PM, said:

CastleMan2000, on 28 February 2013 - 12:15 PM, said:

MudkipTheEpic, on 28 February 2013 - 03:13 AM, said:

Name: MudkipTheEpic
Gender: Mudkip
Occupation: coding stuff that is actually quite useless. XP
Special Skills: leader of mudkipz />

Please revise your sheet to include an actually useful skill.

Thank You, [REDACTED] Corp.

My skill is useful?

Yes. That is what I call a practical skill; you never know when that might come in handy. Mudkip's 'skill' is not a skill nor is it useful.

Also, 1lann, thanks for signing up.

Go ahead and change my skill to "can eat a raw onion without crying"

no, that would be a major understatement

[lieudusty]

Name: lieudusty
Gender: Male
Occupation: Making the useless machine
Any Special Skills: Ability to beat the useless machine,

[Dlcruz129]

And we have our 4.

[CastleMan2000]

Unnaceptable skills have been changed:

Dlcruz129, on 27 February 2013 - 12:40 PM, said:

Name: dlcruz129
Gender: alien
Occupation: java programmer
Any Special Skills: Can hold breath for a long time

lieudusty, on 28 February 2013 - 02:40 PM, said:

Name: lieudusty
Gender: Male
Occupation: Making the useless machine
Any Special Skills: Comprehending machines and mechanics.

MudkipTheEpic, on 28 February 2013 - 03:13 AM, said:

Name: MudkipTheEpic
Gender: Mudkip
Occupation: coding stuff that is actually quite useless. XP
Special Skills: Athletic.

First update coming soon.

[CastleMan2000]

((Note: Until a certain event occurs, PLEASE ONLY LOOK AT YOUR OWN SPOILER!))

(All)
You wake up in a damp room. There is a single incandescent light in the ceiling. The last thing you remember, you arrived at the facility, signed it, were grabbed by two muscular men each, and injected with a sedative. You also see a door and an item.

Dlcruz129:

Spoiler

You see a lock on the door, and you see a lockpick and tension wrench on the floor beside you.

lieudusty:

Spoiler

You see three levers and a pictogram above them.

1lann:

Spoiler

You see two levers. Above them is the number 3.

MudkipTheEpic:

Spoiler

You spy a crowbar on the floor beside you.

What will you do? ((Post it in a spoiler))

[1lann]

Spoiler

I flick the two levers in the 3 combinations possible and see what happens

[Dlcruz129]

Spoiler

Beat the shit out of everyone with the wrench. Naw lockpick the door and lead everyone through

[lieudusty]

Spoiler

Flip all three levers and ignore the pictogram

[MudkipTheEpic]

Spoiler

I grab the crowbar and get ready for enemies to come.

[CastleMan2000]

((Note: Until a certain event occurs, PLEASE ONLY LOOK AT YOUR OWN SPOILER!))

Dlcruz129:

Spoiler

You successfully escape! You are now in the hall. Congrats. You see 1lann come out two doors over to your left.

lieudusty:

Spoiler

You randomly flip the levers. Nothing happens.

1lann:

Spoiler

You flip the levers, until both levers down opens the door. You realize it was binary, you are now in the hall. You see Dlcruz129 in the hall two doors to your right.

MudkipTheEpic:

Spoiler

You arm yourself with the crowbar. You don't hear or see any enemies coming.

What will you do? ((Post it in a spoiler))