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#121 CherryPie

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Posted 21 July 2015 - 04:38 AM

A man dropped his dollar on the road, he looked for it under lamp post, a man came up to him and asked: What are you looking for? He answered: My dollar i dropped further down the street. The the other asked: Why are you then looking for it here? He answered: Because it's brighter here.

#122 LDDestroier

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Posted 20 August 2015 - 05:03 PM

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!

What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef!

What do you call a cow with two legs?
YO MAMA!

#123 CherryPie

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Posted 21 August 2015 - 05:40 PM

Hehe that last one tho.

Yo mama so fat that her blood type is nutella.

Yo mama so fat her school photo were taken by a satellite.

Yo mama so fat she swet when chewing chewing gum.

Edited by CherryPie, 23 August 2015 - 09:28 AM.

#124 H4X0RZ

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Posted 21 August 2015 - 11:14 PM

Yo mama so fat she actually participated in Death Parade, but the elevator stopped working.

Yo mama so fat she is the mega evolution of Snorlax.

Yo mama so fat, I stand in front of her turn around and she's still in front of me.

Yo mama so stupid she throws a lemon out of the window and shouts "Go Pikachu!"

#125 LDDestroier

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Posted 22 August 2015 - 12:16 AM

Yo mama so fat, that this town ain't big enough for the both of us.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to purchase concert tickets to Xbox Live.

#126 cptdeath58

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Posted 28 August 2015 - 10:22 PM

Lol,

Yo mama so stinkin' fat, I took her photo last Christmas... and its still printing...

Yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, she's already worldwide!

Yo mama so ugly, even Chuck Norris couldn't beat that out of her!

Edited by cptdeath58, 28 August 2015 - 10:22 PM.

#127 Waitdev_

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Posted 30 August 2015 - 12:29 PM

i'll tell you a joke

my intelligence.

#128 CherryPie

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Posted 30 August 2015 - 02:01 PM

LOL so true... <--- That was the joke

#129 cptdeath58

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Posted 03 September 2015 - 11:57 PM

Try the link in my desc.

#130 LDDestroier

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Posted 04 September 2015 - 02:12 AM

What's the smartest lemonade company in the world?
Del. (laughter ensues)


View Postcptdeath58, on 03 September 2015 - 11:57 PM, said:

Try the link in my desc.

Hilarious! That video is epic!

#131 LDDestroier

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Posted 03 November 2015 - 11:26 AM

I dressed up as a UDP packet for Halloween. Not everyone would get it, but I didn't care.

Edited by LDDestroier, 03 November 2015 - 11:26 AM.

#132 H4X0RZ

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Posted 03 November 2015 - 04:06 PM

View PostLDDestroier, on 04 September 2015 - 02:12 AM, said:

Hilarious! That video is epic!

Yep. But It would be funnier (atleast for me) If I couldn't understand German xD

//On-topic

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

There is no escape key on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Because nobody escapes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes and sidewalks.

Edited by H4X0RZ, 03 November 2015 - 04:13 PM.

#133 cptdeath58

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 01:58 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't build houses, they build themselves in his presence.

Chuck Norris doesn't kill people, they spontaneously explode at the sight of him when he is angry.

Chuck Norris was shot with a bullet yesterday, today was the bullet's funeral.

Chuck Norris was supposed to die 5 years ago, but Death couldn't muster the courage to tell him.

Edited by cptdeath58, 04 November 2015 - 02:01 AM.

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 10:46 AM

Why doesn't this topic appear in my content? (Creator's content)

#135 cptdeath58

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Posted 09 November 2015 - 11:44 PM

Chuck Norris once won in the Daytona 500... in a Prius.

#136 LDDestroier

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Posted 17 November 2015 - 11:27 AM

Chuck Norris can TKO King Hippo in a single punch.

Edited by LDDestroier, 17 November 2015 - 11:28 AM.

#137 Pyrif

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Posted 28 November 2015 - 07:51 AM

Here's a non-Chuck Norris-related joke.
What should Nintendo's next gaming console be called?

Click me!

#138 LDDestroier

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 01:08 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it wasn't fried.

#139 H4X0RZ

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 10:32 PM

Why did the other chicken cross the road?

To visit the idiot's house.

#140 MistrF8

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Posted 18 February 2016 - 08:19 AM

View PostH4X0RZ, on 17 February 2016 - 10:32 PM, said:

Why did the other chicken cross the road?

To visit the idiot's house.

"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Chicken."
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