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#141 CreeperGoBoom

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Posted 08 December 2019 - 08:53 PM

Just realized this was moved into an existing topic so here are mine.
Ill be a updatin mah post if noone posts bail. *see what i did there?*

What happens when a creeper goes boom?
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Why did the chickens cross the road?
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Johnny! were almost out of milk. Wheres the milkman!
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There's a mansion in the woods. The party is jumping, Then out of no where
DING DONG DING DONG. As someone answers the door. a green figure with red eyes appears.
"Niccce houssssssssssssssssssssssssss!"


A creeper is by itself at a spawnpoint. All of a sudden something catches its eye.
In a panic it explodes.
Then someone appears where the spawn point was...
"Goodbye cruel woorrrrrlllllll...."
[*SERVER*]Player Fell out of this world!


Whatever happened to the sandman?
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A chicken climbed into the mouth of a sleeping cow.
Somehow it's brain got entangled with that of the cow.
The next morning the farmer notices something is amiss.
"Are you okay Daisy?"
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Edited by CreeperGoBoom, 16 December 2019 - 04:15 AM.


#142 CreeperGoBoom

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Posted 17 December 2019 - 06:29 AM

How do you stop an argument?
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Edit:
What do you do when all else fails?
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What did the programmer say to the clock?
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What happens when a snail with programming knowledge crawls over your keyboard?
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A spider and a creeper get into a hissing contest, who wins?
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What's a good indicator of the Chicken mans' visit?
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Come on. Where ya'll at? I miss ya'll :)

Edited by CreeperGoBoom, 17 December 2019 - 07:41 AM.






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