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[SuicidalSTDz]

amtra5, on 17 March 2013 - 04:48 PM, said:

I laughed so much

I do have that affect on people

[Lyqyd]

Dlcruz129, on 17 March 2013 - 05:25 AM, said:

SuicidalSTDz, on 17 March 2013 - 04:54 AM, said:

redeye83, on 17 March 2013 - 04:49 AM, said:

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Hehe, clever one.

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.

Q: Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

I've heard those ones, but I've never understood the last one.

Open calculator. Change view to Scientific. Type 25. Click Oct[al].

[Dlcruz129]

Lyqyd, on 17 March 2013 - 05:38 PM, said:

Dlcruz129, on 17 March 2013 - 05:25 AM, said:

SuicidalSTDz, on 17 March 2013 - 04:54 AM, said:

redeye83, on 17 March 2013 - 04:49 AM, said:

.titanic {float: none;}

Hehe, clever one.

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.

Q: Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

I've heard those ones, but I've never understood the last one.

Open calculator. Change view to Scientific. Type 25. Click Oct[al].

Lol.

[SuicidalSTDz]

Dlcruz129, on 17 March 2013 - 06:21 PM, said:

Lol.

Wow, you finally got the joke...

[Smiley43210]

Two friends are sitting at a table in a restaurant.

Waiter: What can I get you two to drink?
Man 1: I'll have some H₂O, please
Man 2: LOL, I'll have some H₂O too
*Both recieve drink*
*Man 2 dies*

Spoiler

H₂O₂ = Hydrogen peroxide
You really had to read this...

I'll find the picture I saw. My chemistry teacher puts a comic on every assignment sheet.

[theoriginalbit]

Smiley43210, on 17 March 2013 - 11:30 PM, said:

Two friends are sitting at a table in a restaurant.

Waiter: What can I get you two to drink?
Man 1: I'll have some H₂O, please
Man 2: LOL, I'll have some H₂O too
*Both recieve drink*
*Man 2 dies*

I'll find the picture I saw. My chemistry teacher puts a comic on every assignment sheet.

Lol I love that joke


I personally like this photo

[Smiley43210]

TheOriginalBIT, on 17 March 2013 - 11:34 PM, said:

I personally like this photo

Lawl

[Dlcruz129]

TheOriginalBIT, on 17 March 2013 - 11:34 PM, said:

Smiley43210, on 17 March 2013 - 11:30 PM, said:

Two friends are sitting at a table in a restaurant.

Waiter: What can I get you two to drink?
Man 1: I'll have some H₂O, please
Man 2: LOL, I'll have some H₂O too
*Both recieve drink*
*Man 2 dies*

I'll find the picture I saw. My chemistry teacher puts a comic on every assignment sheet.

Lol I love that joke />


I personally like this photo

I've seen that picture before and I love it.

[KaoS]

a little while back I googled the most offensive jokes in the world, I found them highly amusing thanks to my upbringing and I hope others enjoy them too, I will highlight my favorites.

before the list I would like to say that I am not prejudiced in any way (except to left handed people />) and do not seek to offend anyone, I find these amusing for the ingenuity behind the joke, not for the offence intended. for this reason it is in a spoiler you can choose to open. if a moderator takes exception to this post they are of course welcome to remove it

Spoiler

-snipity snip-

Edited by Cranium, 30 March 2013 - 02:08 AM.

[Dlcruz129]

KaoS, on 23 March 2013 - 03:13 AM, said:

a little while back I googled the most offensive jokes in the world, I found them highly amusing thanks to my upbringing and I hope others enjoy them too, I will highlight my favorites.

before the list I would like to say that I am not prejudiced in any way (except to left handed people />) and do not seek to offend anyone, I find these amusing for the ingenuity behind the joke, not for the offence intended. for this reason it is in a spoiler you can choose to open. if a moderator takes exception to this post they are of course welcome to remove it

Spoiler

-snipity snip-

I feel like a terrible person for laughing.

[Mailmanq!]

Joke: I'm going to go grab 8 bits to eat.

[Cranium]

If you can't make clean, family friendly jokes, then don't post them here. Racism, sexism, and anything else that is offensive will not be permitted.

[SuicidalSTDz]

Time for moar jokes!

[Dlcruz129]

SuicidalSTDz, on 02 April 2013 - 03:07 PM, said:

Time for moar jokes!

Nice!

[SuicidalSTDz]

It's true! Cats are in fact a liquid. I mean, look, the evidence is here!

Another 'joke':



Eh, why not two

[Smiley43210]

SuicidalSTDz, on 02 April 2013 - 03:21 PM, said:

-snip-

This was also one of the jokes on my chemistry teacher's handouts

[SuicidalSTDz]

Smiley43210, on 03 April 2013 - 04:52 AM, said:

SuicidalSTDz, on 02 April 2013 - 03:21 PM, said:

-snip-

This was also one of the jokes on my chemistry teacher's handouts

I wish I had your chemistry teacher..

[Dlcruz129]

I like this one:

[SuicidalSTDz]

Dlcruz129, on 03 April 2013 - 12:42 PM, said:

I like this one:

Deep stuff man..

[Smiley43210]

Recently found this

NOTE: I'm not trying to give any offence toward Microsoft, and hey, I use Windows too.

Spoiler

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."