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#1
Posted 04 March 2013 - 06:19 PM
Ok, with how the forums are always so serious with coding and programs i figured a off topic and funny post would help. Ok, so on this post you simply post jokes and if they are fantastic they get added into this main post as just plain awesome! So post away i would post one but i cant think of one now and i am not in a punny mood.
see what i did there?
Amazing jokes:
Q.What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree?
A.a baby stapled to 10 trees
Ok huge props for this one i love the science!!
I had a lot of good chemistry jokes, but they Argon.
I was going to tell you a chemistry joke about sodium and hydrogen, but NaH.
Want to hear a chemistry joke about potassium? K!
What did Oxygen say to Magnesium when they met? OMg!
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
see what i did there?
Amazing jokes:
Q.What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree?
A.a baby stapled to 10 trees
Ok huge props for this one i love the science!!
I had a lot of good chemistry jokes, but they Argon.
I was going to tell you a chemistry joke about sodium and hydrogen, but NaH.
Want to hear a chemistry joke about potassium? K!
What did Oxygen say to Magnesium when they met? OMg!
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
#2
Posted 04 March 2013 - 07:23 PM
What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree?
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#4
Posted 05 March 2013 - 02:19 AM
This belongs in the Forum Games section. I'm going to go ahead and approve it as long as the jokes are kept clean.
#5
Posted 08 March 2013 - 01:03 PM
What starts with P and ends with ORN?
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#10
Posted 09 March 2013 - 07:46 AM
Meh, I'll allow it.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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#11
Posted 11 March 2013 - 10:54 AM
Everyone's probably heard these, they are pretty old, but:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call that deer when it's lost it legs?
What do you get when you cross a dwarf and a vampire?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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What do you call that deer when it's lost it legs?
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What do you get when you cross a dwarf and a vampire?
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#12
Posted 11 March 2013 - 01:14 PM
What do you get when you combine iPhone and Google Glass?
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#13
Posted 11 March 2013 - 03:10 PM
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
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#17
Posted 12 March 2013 - 02:24 AM
KaoS, on 11 March 2013 - 11:55 PM, said:
Question for the admins. are graphic (non-sexual) jokes permitted?
EDIT: Forgot the joke!
What do you call it when Pirates take over the earth?
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Edited by Cranium, 12 March 2013 - 02:26 AM.
#18
Posted 12 March 2013 - 02:46 AM
Why did the bear dissolve when it tried to swim?
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#20
Posted 15 March 2013 - 10:44 AM
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.
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