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http://www.kongregat...shit-your-pants
It is a 'horror', command-line controlled game where you have to avoid shitting your pants.
Some of you may already know this game, but I thought: It would be perfect to port to computercraft!
Here is the beta.. I need feedback on more commands and synonyms:
Spoiler
local time = 0
local text = ""
local state = {}
local timestep = 0
-- State
local function resetstate()
state.dooropen = false
state.sitting = false
state.pantsoff = false
state.timestep = 0
end
resetstate()
-- Writing stuff
local function readit(cmax)
local x,y = term.getCursorPos()
local width = term.getSize()
local max = cmax or (width-2)
term.setCursorBlink(true)
local function disp()
term.clearLine()
term.setCursorPos(1,y)
write(">") write(" "..text)
term.setCursorPos(2+#text+1,y)
end
disp()
while true do
local a,b = os.pullEvent()
if a=="char" and #text<max then
text = text..b
disp()
elseif a=="key" then
if b==keys.enter then
print()
term.setCursorBlink(false)
local ok = text
text = ""
return ok
elseif b==keys.backspace then
text=text:sub(1,#text-1)
disp()
end
elseif a=="timer" and b==time then
term.clearLine()
term.setCursorPos(1,y)
term.setCursorBlink(false)
return text,true
end
end
end
function printf(text)
writef(text)
print("")
end
function writef(text)
term.setBackgroundColor(1)
term.setTextColor(2^15)
write(text)
term.setBackgroundColor(2^15)
term.setTextColor(1)
end
-- Game commands
local infos ={}
local syno = {}
-- Looking around
function infos.status()
local mes = ""
if state.sitting then
mes = mes .. "You are sitting on the toilet"
if state.pantsoff then
mes = mes .. " with your pants off"
end
else
mes = mes .. "You are standing in a hall"
if state.pantsoff then
mes = mes .. " with your pants off"
end
mes = mes .. ". There is a wooden door"
if state.dooropen then
mes = mes .. ", it is open. There is a toilet behind the door"
end
end
print(mes..".")
end
syno.status = {"look","watch","see","lookaround","examine","examineroom","examinehall"}
-- Pushing the door (also open)
function infos.pushdoor()
if state.sitting then
print("You can't reach the door because you are sitting.")
else
if state.dooropen then
print("You closed the door. Why would you that anyway?")
state.dooropen=false
else
write("You tried ")
writef("pushing")
write(" the door but it won't open.")
print("")
end
end
end
syno.pushdoor = {"push","open","opendoor"}
function infos.pulldoor()
if state.sitting then
print("You can't reach the door because you are sitting.")
else
if state.dooropen then
print("You are pulling with all your strength, and suddenly you realize the door is already open.")
else
print("You opened the door. There is a toilet behind the door. (what a suprise!)")
state.dooropen=true
end
end
end
syno.pulldoor = {"pull"}
function infos.sit()
print("Sit on what?")
text = "sit on "
end
syno.sit = {"sitdown"}
function infos.sittoilet()
if state.sitting then
print("You are already sitting.")
else
if state.dooropen then
print("You are sitting on the toilet.")
state.sitting = true
else
print("I don't see any toilet here.")
end
end
end
syno.sittoilet = {"sitontoilet"}
function infos.stand()
if state.sitting then
print("You are now standing in the hall.")
state.sitting = false
else
print("You are already standing.")
end
end
syno.stand = {"standup","goofftoilet"}
function infos.pantsoff()
if state.sitting then
print("You can't do that while you are sitting.")
else
if state.pantsoff then
print("Your pants are already off. Put them on if you really want to put them off again.")
else
print("You put your pants off.")
state.pantsoff=true
end
end
end
syno.pantsoff = {"putpantsoff","putoffpants"}
function infos.pantson()
if state.sitting then
print("You can't do that while you are sitting.")
else
if state.pantsoff then
print("Your put your pants back on. May I ask why?")
state.pantsoff=false
else
print("You are already wearing your pants.")
end
end
end
syno.pantson = {"putpantson","putonpants"}
function infos.pants()
print("Pants are awesome, aren't they?")
end
function infos.shit()
state.timestep = 2
time = os.startTimer(0.2)
end
function infos.help()
print("Help who?")
text = "help "
end
infos["help me"] = function()
print("Hmmm... Maybe you could try looking around?")
end
-- Saving syno's
for mainword,others in pairs(syno) do
for n,other in ipairs(others) do
infos[other] = infos[mainword]
end
end
-- evil timing mechanism
local tmes = {"* Hurry! Don't shit your pants! 35 seconds left. *",
"* The pressure is getting higher! 10 seconds. *",
"* You are shitting ! *"}
local tsec = {25,10,}
-- Play function
function lose()
local timer = 0
print("Press enter to continue...")
readit(0)
print("")
if state.pantsoff then
if state.sitting then
printf(" You won! ")
print("Congratulations!")
else
print("Oh no.... you shit on the floor.")
print("But luckely you had your pants off! so...")
printf(" You won! ")
end
else
printf(" You lost!")
end
text=""
print("")
print("Press enter to continue...")
readit(0)
end
function play()
print("")
print("You really need to take a shit...")
printf("* You have 1 minute left. Good luck! *")
resetstate()
time = os.startTimer(2500)
print("You are in a hall.")
while true do
ori,b = readit()
a = ori:gsub(" a ",""):gsub("the",""):gsub("( )","")
if b==true then
state.timestep=state.timestep+1
if state.timestep==3 then
printf(tmes[state.timestep])
lose()
break
end
printf(tmes[state.timestep])
time = os.startTimer(tsec[state.timestep])
else
local func = infos[a]
if func then
func()
else
print("I don't know how to "..ori)
end
end
end
end
-- Main loop
while true do
print()
printf(" Don't Shit Your Pants! ")
print(" A survivor horror game.")
print("")
print([[Instructions:
- To start type "play".
- To view achievements type "awards".
Goal:
- Don't shit your pants.
]])
while true do
local a = readit()
if a=="exit" or a=="quit" then
return
elseif a=="play" then
play()
break
else
print("Unknown command")
end
end
end
