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[nitrogenfingers]

I already have superpowers- after a horrendous accident due to over-exposure of liquid nitrogen I morphed and mutated until my hands could type at extraordinary speeds but every keystroke I take aches with pain, leading me to have naught but scorn for my programmatic creations; thus creating one of the most brilliant and tragic supervillians of our time!!!

But if I could have another one and I weren't as evil and jaded as I am, I'd probably go with something really awesome and use it for mundane purposes. Crime fighting is for people who don't have science to do!
- Super strength- so I can carry all my shopping at once rather than having to make multiple trips
- Flight- so I don't have to worry about parking
- Mr Fantastic-style stretchy limbs so that's one less thing to worry about in case I forget my keys
- Iron bones, because dentistry is expensive

[ikke009]

I would go with immunity to pain if I were you

[Engineer]

I would like the power to fly. Just because those stupid traffic jams, f them!

[minizbot2012]

The power of immortality.

[Creeper367]

The power to code anything and run it inside the world. Then i could just code milk generating into a glass and i get free milk

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

The power to edit the source code of the universe and do anything I want with it. If I would want any other superpower I'd just program that and I would have it.

[oWave]

KingOfNoobs, on 28 June 2013 - 04:30 PM, said:

The power to edit the source code of the universe and do anything I want with it. If I would want any other superpower I'd just program that and I would have it.

Ctrl-A + Crtl-Delete... O.o

Well... I have no idea. Your one is to good

But I think ShapeShifting would be cool, because you can achieve nerly everything with it

[Apfeldstrudel]

Persuation. Period.

[Shazz]

The power to set the speed of time without me being affected.

[thepowdertoy]

The power to duplicate myself

Like I can get one clone to go to school, one clone do all homeworks, another clone do modding, and me playing this

[RatcheT2497]

Going into any game/movie i want

[supersammy00]

For a superpower i would have the internet just all of the internet at any moment.

[PixelToast]

the ability to know what super power i want

[ikke009]

PixelToast, on 23 August 2013 - 12:32 AM, said:

the ability to know what super power i want

That is the most useless superpower ever xD

[Turtle]

Immortality.
IK that comes with the curse of seeing everyone you'll ever know dieing, but hey, I can code an AI, and screw you humans anyway.
Also: http://xkcd.com/505/

[RatcheT2497]

I would like to have the ability to kick every troller on the internet out of life.

[bbgun09]

The ability to take and give powers to anyone (including myself)

Immortality

Invulnerability

Flight

Time Travel (Backwards, Forwards, Slow, Fast and Paused)

The ability to speed up the internet 100 fold at will instantaneously

[Zambonie]

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I would like to have the ability to kick every troller on the internet out of life.

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To kick Ratche of the internet.

[RatcheT2497]

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Hey! ***hole...

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I would like to fly..

[kreezxil]

I would like the power of seduction.