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#1 Lyqyd

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:31 AM

Here's another fun one. In each reply, you state a simple wish and grant the wish of the person above, but add a restriction or other caveat that corrupts or undermines the point of their wish, in a humorous manner. Here's an example:

I wish I could fly.

Reply:

Granted, but you can only fly a foot off of the ground.

I'll start us off:

I wish I could turn invisible whenever I wanted.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:32 AM

Granted, but you cannot do it near any nude person(s).

I wish I could live in space.

#3 theoriginalbit

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:36 AM

Granted, but you can never see anyone you love (or like, or tolerate) ever again.

I wish I could read minds.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:38 AM

Granted, but you can never read the mind of somebody you truly hated.

I wish I could banish all stupid people to a little planet.

#5 theoriginalbit

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:39 AM

(/out of the thing) hey I don't mind that corruption :P

Granted, but you have to go there too

I wish someone else would participate :P

#6 Sammich Lord

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:39 AM

Granted, but only one other person will.

I wish I could get my post count up in this thread.

#7 theoriginalbit

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:42 AM

Granted, but it will go down every second regardless

I wish I didn't have to do these AI assignments for Uni. :(

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:43 AM

Granted, but you have to spend that time replying to this thread instead.

I wish I could make custom emoticons.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:47 AM

Granted, but you can only make sad faces. :(

I wish I could have a narwhal.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:48 AM

Granted, but it cannot come out of water.

I wish I was immortal.

#11 theoriginalbit

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:49 AM

Granted, but you will be alone forever

I wish I never had to sleep.

#12 Sammich Lord

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:50 AM

Granted, but you have to spend every living second programming.

I wish I could have a infinite signature.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:51 AM

Granted, but it had to be in a spoiler.

I wish that healthy things all tasted great.

#14 theoriginalbit

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:51 AM

EDIT damn ninj'd

Granted, but you can only eat unhealthy food

I wish I could travel time

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:52 AM

You got ninja'd

Granted, but all the healthy things will make you hungry

I wish I could make money for eating.

#16 theoriginalbit

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:57 AM

:( I got ninja'd for yours, not his. but fine whatever

Granted, but you can never spend it

I wish I could travel time

#17 Sammich Lord

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:59 AM

Granted, but you can only cause negative affects when time traveling

I wish I could have custom IP. Board colors.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 06:01 AM

Posted Image, but you can still have cake

i wish i could ninja everyone

#19 theoriginalbit

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 06:01 AM

Granted, but IP.board will crash 80% more

I wish I had a better computer.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 06:05 AM

Granted, but it cannot have internet.... by any means. :P

I wish servers could be always up and I could not be banned.





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