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[Lyqyd]

Granted, it's actually written in ROT39.

I wish food didn't spoil.

[MudkipTheEpic]

Granted, but all food has been corrupted by a horrible, deadly virus.

I wish that I could think of lots of wishes so I could post them here.

[nutcase84]

Granted, but everyone that you use, is another year off your life.

I wish, no, I hope that my first smartphone that I'm getting, is everything I wanted.

[adencraft2000]

That is not a wish so I can not corrupt it

Spoiler

Granted! but it has a non-recharbable/replacable battery and only holds 1 min of charge

I wish cookieclicker was less adictave

[nutcase84]

Granted, but the more you play, the cookie eats more of your computer/phone/tablet/whatever.

I wish Firefox OS was on more devices.

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but it crashes every two minutes.

I wish I could travel at the speed of light.

[MudkipTheEpic]

Geanted, but in doing so you reach infinite mass and the universe is imploded. *slow clap*

I wish that Cookie Clicker cookies were real.

--Offtopic: That wish I corrupted seems de-ja-vu...

Edit: Here it is!

MudkipTheEpic, on 07 April 2013 - 07:36 AM, said:

SuicidalSTDz, on 07 April 2013 - 07:34 AM, said:

I wish I could travel the entire Universe in a matter of seconds (This is a legit wish of mine. Do you know how many earth-like planets we have found that could potentialy support life?!)

Granted, but by going faster than light you become infinite mass and envelop all ending all life.

[adencraft2000]

Granted, But it is broken
I wish I knew LUA

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but it's actually Lua and not LUA so you don't know it.

I wish I was better at OpenGL.

[Egor305]

Granted, but it's gonna get major rewrite in 5 seconds, so your skills will be uncompatable with new version.

I wish I have Wii U on my cakeday.

[adencraft2000]

Granted, But your "cakeday" is no longer exists

I wish I was smarter than Dan200

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KingOfNoobs, on 08 October 2013 - 02:20 AM, said:

Granted, but it's actually Lua and not LUA so you don't know it.

I wish I was better at OpenGL.

Lua, LUA... Same thing xD

[Egor305]

Пкфтеув, but you will always miss your keyboard localization like i just did.

I wish MineCraft get released on <console that i will get on my cakeday>.

/Offtopic:
Wikipedia

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Lua (/ˈluːə/ LOO-ə, from Portuguese: lua [ˈlu.(w)ɐ] meaning moon; explicitly not "LUA"^[1])

Lua.org

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"Lua" (pronounced LOO-ah) means "Moon" in Portuguese. As such, it is neither an acronym nor an abbreviation, but a noun. More specifically, "Lua" is a name, the name of the Earth's moon and the name of the language. Like most names, it should be written in lower case with an initial capital, that is, "Lua". Please do not write it as "LUA", which is both ugly and confusing, because then it becomes an acronym with different meanings for different people. So, please, write "Lua" right!

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but minecraft has a render distance of two blocks on that console.

I wish learning actual languages was as easy as learning programming languages.

[Egor305]

Granted, but you can learn any of them now.

I wish i had music in age of empires working... D:

[Zudo]

Granted. Now your system sound has stopped working.

I wish I had 5 of every good computer part.

[adencraft2000]

Granted but you can not use them

I wish my school didn't limit my data usage at school

[overfritz]

Granted. But the block everything, so it just sits there.

I wish Ubuntu was more popular than Windows

[adencraft2000]

Granted, Nobody uses windows, 1 person uses Ubuntu and everyone else uses Mac

I wish I remember to wish for things

[overfritz]

Granted, but whenever you do you get on every company mailing list ever for two weeks.

I wish I had a Raspberry Pi.

[adencraft2000]

Granted, But you need to buy one.

I wish I could fly

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overfritz, on 09 October 2013 - 10:20 PM, said:

Granted, but whenever you do you get on every company mailing list ever for two weeks.

Meh... I don't mind NOW DO IT!!! xD