3330 replies to this topic

[Phoenix]

Granted, but you'll forget how to program.

I wish I could make readable code.

[TheOddByte]

Granted, But noone will never look at your code
I wish memes weren't overused.. And I was the only one to use them, Moahahaha! :3

[lieudusty]

Granted, but there all memes will be destroyed by kitties

I wish I could implode the world

[Tiin57]

Granted, but you will die first, and the implosion will stop with your death.

I wish C# was more easily portable.

[TheOddByte]

Granted, But you forget how to use C#
I wish I also had 1337 posts..

[RatcheT2497]

Granted, but the posts were spam, and were deleted in an hour,

I wish i could play a scary game, without jumping and throwing my headset on the ground :|

[nutcase84]

Granted, but whenever you play, you kill someone IRL.

I wish I could make my CC program a IRL program.

[bbgun09]

Granted, but you forgot lua.


I wish no one would corrupt my wishes.

[Zambonie]

Granted, but thats impossible.

I wish I could know how use löve.

[bbgun09]

granted, but you killed everyone in the process


I wish I could hack irl

[chrdov]

Granted, But the power is limited to One Day.

I wish I could make reality controllable.

[bbgun09]

Granted, but everyone else can now also control reality


I wish I could know all the answers on the tests

[chrdov]

Granted, but you could only know the answers to tests of medium-or-lower difficulty

EDIT: i wish i could have the powers of a saiyan (DBZ Reference)

[bbgun09]

Granted, but your powers only work while you sleep


I wish I had a billion united states dollars to spend on anything I want without limitation ( )

[Zambonie]

Granted, but during the makage of the money in the factory the computers got jammed and you only got half a cent.

I wish I got half a penny

[bbgun09]

Granted, but it is not valid as currency as you need at least 2/3 of any peice for it to be legitimate.


I wish I had the determination to finish a big LUA program

[Zambonie]

Granted, but when entering your conputer you accedently broke your conputer that had your files, and for sone reason the conputers files were not in the worlds save file.

I wish I can type the letter next to the n on the keyboard.

[bbgun09]

Granted, but you may never use it in a sentence


I wish I didn't have to sleep, I would be way more productive.

[Zambonie]

Granted, but I'm to sleepy to grant that.

[bbgun09]

Granted, but there is no wish to grant.


I wish I was a llama.