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[Alice]

Granted, you have the idea for the best mod ever, but no one will never know and you can never program it.

I wish I could find the best way to program DeathCode.

[Csstform]

Granted, you give it to TheOriginalBit!

I wish inception.

Edited by Castform, 18 December 2013 - 02:39 PM.

[Alice]

Granted, but I'm too stupid to find a good way to corrupt it so I just kill you instead.

I wish I could be awesome.

[bentallea]

Granted, but only in your head.

I wish there was a better method than rednet for communications between computers.

[Alice]

I'm already awesome in my head.

Granted, but it's either really slow and easy to use, or really fast and a pain in the butt to use.

I wish I had a gun.

[bentallea]

granted, but the trigger is jammed permanently.

i wish i had an axe

[Alice]

Granted, it's a broken useless axe that can't be fixed
I wish NewCoolPC wasn't such a nuub.

[bentallea]

Granted, but all he is not a noob at is solving a gear ball.

I wish my computer was slower.

[Alice]

Granted, but it's now faster.

I wish Volt4ge would come on the forums

[bentallea]

Granted, but you have no clue watt he turns the amps to when he is on. (Ohm?)

i wish my phone could access the forum

[awsmazinggenius]

Granted, but the only forum you would be able to view is the Beta Testing forum. (Obviously, you can't play PC Minecraft on your phone)

I wish that Forge (and MCP and CC) could update to 1.7 instantly, through some magic power.

[bentallea]

Granted, but no mod will ever use forge 1.7

I wish I drove a manual

Edited by bentallea, 23 December 2013 - 01:30 PM.

[biggest yikes]

Granted, but it's under 3 miles per hour. (Walking would be more efficient)

I wish chickens and fish were poisonous to eat, but they still are normal otherwise.

[awsmazinggenius]

Granted, but they are poisonous to cats, not humans

I wish that you could use smart speech dictation (like Siri or similar) to say what your code should do, and then it does the coding.

[bentallea]

granted, but your voice is not understood

i wish i had a mac

[mrdawgza]

Granted, but it can't play any media.

I wish my internet speed was a tonn faster.

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but you can't use it for anything except Wikipedia.

I wish http://store.steampowered.com/ wasn't down.

[awsmazinggenius]

Granted, but it has no security so if you login to Minecraft, everyone can see, etc. Damn ninja - looking at M4sh3dP0t4t03.
Granted, but you can't access it.

I wish that none of my wished in this thread were corrupted.

Edited by awsmazinggenius, 25 December 2013 - 05:21 PM.

[Alice]

Granted, you're the reason everyone else's wish is corrupted

I wish I could watch Season 7 of Doctor Who.

[awsmazinggenius]

Granted, but your TV breaks down midway through the show.

I wish I could have the fastest computer in the world. (Though mine is really fast.)