3330 replies to this topic

[mrdawgza]

Granted, but it uses a battery and cannot be recharged - one time use.

I wish 1gb could be 1mb.

[MudkipTheEpic]

Granted, you just changed all gigabytes into megabytes. (slow clap)

I wish Optimus wouldn't have don't that... .-.

[H4X0RZ]

granted, but it still affects you

I wish I could code java better

[mrdawgza]

Granted - but then Java becomes obsolete.

I wish 1mb was 1mb and 1gb were 1gb again.

[Tjakka5]

Granted, however, all the data stored on any device is corrupted and unable to be ever retrieved again.

I wish the logic in my love2d game would actually work properly.

[basdxz]

Granted, but since that logic was illogical it gets broken again.

I wish I had a nuke that blows up when I look at it and I look at it.

[Agoldfish]

Granted, but now you can't use 'double positives'.

I wish I could meet Green Day.

[bentallea]

granted, when they die

i wish my laptop powercord was not broken

[basdxz]

Granted, it's now stolen.

I wish I had more pixels.

[bentallea]

granted, but only on your toilet.

i wish i had a color printer

[Agoldfish]

Granted, but colored ink costs twice as much as your monthly income.

I wish I still had my Gameboy Advance!

[basdxz]

Granted, but neither you or anyone in the world has any games for it after the little blue derps burnt em all.

I wish I had some high voltage capasitors.

[bentallea]

Granted, but they are wired to your tongue

I wish I had 30 ssds in raid

[Alice]

Granted. Can't use them.

I wish I never had to eat.

[basdxz]

You slip on a bannana peel and break your neck, you no longer have to eat.

I wish I had a big red button.

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but you can't push it.

I wish I had every iron man suit that was built by Tony Stark and I could use them all.

[bentallea]

granted, but they do not do anything, and are very heavy

i wish i had a sonic screw driver

[basdxz]

Granted, but you don't get the crystal from the top

I wish I had a big blue button that I couldn't push.

[bentallea]

granted, because you already pushed the button

i wish real world physics worked like minecraft.

[3dsboy08]

Granted, but your minecraft account gets stolen and you can never play minecraft agian.

I wish that I have a wish that can't be corrupted.