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[RoD]

Granted, you are a slave robot.
I wish weekends last forever.

[adencraft2000]

Granted, but now you must go to school/work/whatever on every weekend day so there are now only school/work/whatever days

I wish:
This sentence if false.

[Hinds]

Granted, but the paradox you created broke the universe and everyone died.
I wish I wasn't procrastinating right now.

[Konlab]

Granted, you aren't procrastinating right NOW.

I wish no more posts in this topic :-P

[Shnupbups]

Granted, except- oh wait. Crap.

I wish that any and all homework I receive wasn't due in for at least 20,000 years.

[EpicnessTwo]

Granted, but when you receive any homework, you are forced to time travel to the hand-in date.

I wish i was an Administrator of ComputerCraft Forums

Edited by EpicnessTwo, 22 May 2014 - 11:56 AM.

[KingofGamesYami]

Granted, but you can only make 1 post a month.

I wish finals were collaborative (entire class takes final together)

[Agent Silence]

Granted, but everyone would spit spitballs at you.

I wish this wish to not be granted.

[Konlab]

Granted, your post is not granted, wait paradox! Huh

I wish to no more posts in this forum

[EpicnessTwo]

Granted, a clone forum is created in the place of this one.

I wish to be a creeper!

[Konlab]

Granted, you are now a Creeper, but after a nanosecond you became human, again.

I wish that EpicneesTwo become a Zombie for unlimited nanoseconds.

[EpicnessTwo]

Granted, Konlab was slain by Zombie.

I wish for the next person to be banned from everything to do with Minecraft for life! (Or a really, really long time (Over 10 Years))

[Konlab]

Granted, I was banned, but somewho was me unbanned

I wish to respawn

[EpicnessTwo]

Granted, /tp Konlab -1 -1 -1

I wish for Dan200's Minecraft account!

EDIT XD

Spoiler

Edited by EpicnessTwo, 23 May 2014 - 01:38 PM.

[Konlab]

EpicnessTwo, on 23 May 2014 - 01:21 PM, said:

Granted, /tp Konlab -1 -1 -1

I wish for Dan200's Minecraft account!

EDIT XD

Spoiler

Off topic: What is in that pic?

[EpicnessTwo]

Konlab, on 23 May 2014 - 03:21 PM, said:

EpicnessTwo, on 23 May 2014 - 01:21 PM, said:

Granted, /tp Konlab -1 -1 -1

I wish for Dan200's Minecraft account!

EDIT XD

Spoiler

Off topic: What is in that pic?

Me, Dan200, a few cows and a bunch of grass. oh and a sign that says high to both of us XD

Edited by EpicnessTwo, 23 May 2014 - 06:19 PM.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but he gets it back and bans you from minecraft

I wish that this wish wasn't granted...

[KingofGamesYami]

Granted, but a paradox split the universe and created a dimension without computercraft, which you now live in.

I wish my school didn't block the CC wiki.

[EpicnessTwo]

Granted, You school swaps their fancy, fast, filtered internet connection for an unfiltered 10kb adsl line

I wish for a paradox to throw me into a parallel universe in which coding was easier

[RoD]

Granted, but in that universe you like only 20 months and there is no food (you dont die of starving, but you will never taste a good pizza for the rest of your life.)
I wish i could get invisible anytime i want.