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[Win7yes]

Granted, but your body is carrot orange and your hair is green

I wish the next wishes wouldn't be corruptable

[Carrots084]

granted, but this wish was corrupted and didnt work.

I wish I had a million dollars to spend on food and video games ONLY

[Hinds]

Granted, but you receive it all in pennies.

I wish I didn't get rekt in PvP matches.

Edited by Hinds, 29 July 2014 - 04:39 PM.

[KingofGamesYami]

Granted, pvp was removed from the game.

I wish people were smarter.

[Hinds]

Granted, everyone except from you becomes so advanced that they develop a newer, more complex language that you are unable to understand and you cannot speak with anyone every again.

I wish no one made "Darude - Sandstorm" comments.

Edited by Hinds, 30 July 2014 - 06:00 PM.

[rhyleymaster]

Granted, but everything you see, think, hear, and smell will be Darude - Sandstorm.

I wish to fly a kite.

[computercraftprogrammer]

Granted, but the kite will get struck by lightning if you fly it.

I wish this wish was never wished for, so the next person can't ruin my wish. wishes to your wish.

Edited by UMayBleed, 31 July 2014 - 06:40 PM.

[Alice]

Congradulations. Your wish has been un-wished creating a paradox that reboots the universe and recreates the wish, which is now inactive as I have just corrupted the first.

I wish I could look more FABULOUS

[Hinds]

Granted, but only in your thoughts.

I wish I had a magical robot that could answer any question I gave it accurately.

[Win7yes]

Granted, but you have to insert 2 dollars for a 5 questions.

I wish that my Sims 2 Ultimate Collection copy wouldn't crash randomly and would be more stable.

[computercraftprogrammer]

Granted, it will have perfect stability, but your computers and consoles no longer work.

I wish that I had a ferrari with cookie supply as well.

Edited by UMayBleed, 03 August 2014 - 02:16 AM.

[KingofGamesYami]

Granted, but suddenly Ferraris become obsolete.

I wish this wish was not corrupted.

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Paradox?

[Alice]

Granted. Your wish is not corrupted, however, this goes against the rules of this universe and you're banned from this plane of existance. You're corrupted now. Have fun!

I wish I didn't have to wish.

[rhyleymaster]

Granted, but you will never get a wish. Never. In your entire life. EVER. Just being clear.... EVER.

I wish I could corrupt the next persons wish.

[Alice]

Sorry, I'm afraid you broke the game. You see, the next wish WAS to be mine, but now it won't work.

I wish I had eaten a delicious potato twenty minutes ago.

[Win7yes]

Granted, now you can no longer taste stuff you eat since the Space-Time rift created to bring that potato to your mouth 20 minutes ago, destroyed your sense of taste.

I wish I could create Time-Spacial portals and travel through them safely.

[JohnSmith41Junk]

Granted, but you can only go a mile through them.
I wish I was a pony.

[Win7yes]

Granted, You will be a pony for 1 day. Then you will be back to normal.

I wish this wish was not wished

[Alice]

*Why do people always do this?*
Granted. Your wish has never been wished, however, this goes against the rules of this universe and you're banned from this plane of existance. You're corrupted now. Have fun!

I wish people would stop doing stupid wishes such as the one above me.

[Hinds]

Granted, but all wishes must meet a minimum of 100,000 characters, so now you have to read paragraphs upon paragraphs of text in order to understand the wish. Once you are done reading you will be so worn out that you can't think of anything to corrupt that wish and the game will end forever.

I wish all internet trolls were eradicated from the planet.