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[LDDestroier]

Granted, but the puppy takes the effort to dump its bowels all over everything you hold dear.

I wish that I was groot.

[Rectar2]

Granted, but you die after 3 seconds.

I wish the forums would stop tricking me.

Edited by Rectar2, 06 November 2014 - 03:27 AM.

[metron80]

Granted, but now they never respond to you at all.

I wish for

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[LDDestroier]

Granted, but your wish was greater than the console text buffer, and you get an invalid syntax error.

I wish for an anvil hat.

[Smiley43210]

Granted, but the hat is too heavy for anyone to lift.

I wish for a bottle of Mountain Dew.

[LDDestroier]

Granted, but it tastes like how it looks in the bottle (urine).

I wish for the fifth Housepets! comic to come out.

[Agent Silence]

Granted, but the author ends the series.

I wish to control the electromagnetic radiation spectrum

[LDDestroier]

Granted, but you can only control existing gamma radiation.

I wish for an grammer book.

[Agent Silence]

Granted, but it is in Arabic.

I wish to gain motivation.

[LDDestroier]

Granted, but you now are motivated to pursue freelance plumbing/refridgerator repair.

I wish I was fourty times as smart as John Carmack in the same fields/hobbies he is in. (rockets, bombs, cars, programming)

[metron80]

Granted, but now everyone else, including him, is also fourty times as smart as he is, making no difference.

PS: Nice new avatar.

I wish humans could go to mars and survive without assistance from technology.

[LDDestroier]

Granted, but a portal on Phobos sends pixelated demons forth to wherever you are.

I wish for meat-vision.

Edited by LDDestroier, 14 November 2014 - 10:36 PM.

[metron80]

Granted, but it only detects rotten meat.

I wish for a personal wizard.

[LDDestroier]

Granted.


I wish for a laser gun.

[df123451]

Granted, but you cant use it.

I wish I won this game.

[Saldor010]

df123451, on 20 November 2014 - 08:41 PM, said:

Granted, but you cant use it.

I wish I won this game.

Granted, but no one remembers that you won the game (including you), so the game continues.

I wish for a syntax error.

[Communeguy]

If granted true, do.

I wish to understand textutils/fs properly.

[df123451]

Granted but you forget a day later.
I wish for a billion dollars

Edited by df123451, 21 November 2014 - 11:19 PM.

[Saldor010]

df123451, on 21 November 2014 - 11:19 PM, said:

Granted but you forget a day later.
I wish for a billion dollars

Granted, but you obtained the money illegally. The FBI confiscates your belongings, and puts you in solitary confinement.

I wish for a wish to soothe a baby that cried because he lost his wish and because of said wish he now wishes for a wish so I wish to grant his original wish purpose so he can live a happy, wishful life.

[df123451]

Granted but the original wish lasts an hour. So the baby begins crying again.


I wish i had a wish that wasnt corrupted