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[LDDestroier]

Granted, but that's a null wish, so it does nothing.

I wish that I had an x86 compatible quantum computer.

[df123451]

Granted, but you have no internet.

I wish I had the best internet in all the world.

[Saldor010]

Granted, but now no one else can access the internet, so all of the websites (and game servers) in the world are unreachable, thus, the internet is useless.

I wish I was sick.

[Dragon53535]

You have a rare strain of cancer that makes you be hospitalized for the next 30 years.

I wish I had unlimited food.

[Saldor010]

Dragon53535, on 23 November 2014 - 12:48 AM, said:

You have a rare strain of cancer that makes you be hospitalized for the next 30 years.

I wish I had unlimited food.

Granted, but it's all food that you don't like.

I wish for a book.

[Dragon53535]

Granted, you now have the encyclopedia for Q.

I wish for the ice cream man to appear and give me free ice cream.

[KingofGamesYami]

Granted, however the penalty for eating ice cream is now $1,000,000.

I wish my team's robot had an autonomous script. (FTC Robotics, in case your wondering)

[Shnupbups]

Granted. Your robot explodes.

I wish all blocks that looked like a multipart would act as a multipart. (*cough* Networking Cables *cough*)

[LDDestroier]

Not granted. (this action still complies with the rules of the standard game)

I wish that I had a standard gaming laptop that had been bought off of the Dell website, with top-o-the-line specs and no flaws, superficial or not.

[Dragon53535]

Granted, however now you have no hands. Good luck using it with a pencil in your mouth!

I wish i had a mini fridge next to me with unlimited soda inside it.

[syfygirl]

Granted, but the're all spoiled.

I wish that my co-routine manager finally started working correctly.

Edited by syfyguy13, 09 December 2014 - 07:52 PM.

[Dragon53535]

/offtopic
Technically they go flat, not spoiled.
/ontopic
Granted, however it only is able to manage one co-routine at a time...

I wish for a hat that I can wear anywhere and I look instantly cool.

[syfygirl]

Granted, but the hat is weighted by a 10 pound spinning disco ball on top.

I wish for a nvidia gfx card (for my blender rendering)

[LDDestroier]

Granted. It's connected to your PC through a PS/2 cable.

I wish for a comfy couch.

[syfygirl]

Granted. But theres a nest of spiders in it.

I wish for more sleep.

[ebernerd]

syfyguy13, on 13 December 2014 - 11:57 AM, said:

Granted. But theres a nest of spiders in it.

I wish for more sleep.

Granted, but the sleep doesn't make you any less tired.

I wish for a name.

[syfygirl]

Granted, however it must be a pallendrome.

I wish for like 32 atmega328p.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted, but I don't know what that is so you get 32 letters spelling out "atmega328p"
I wish for quad Gefore GTX 780s

[Shnupbups]

Granted, but you have to format your hard drive completely and aren't ever allowed to install any software, firmware or anything.

I wish that I knew what to do with my life.

[syfygirl]

Granted, but can't do what you knew to do.

I wish for a 3d physics engine for computercraft (oooh its so pixely).