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[ebernerd]

Luca0208, on 20 December 2014 - 09:44 PM, said:

Granted, but you will lose it

I wish I had my own really working graphical UI OS(For real computers not for CC) and it replaces windows xD

Granted, but it crashes every time you open a program.

I wish to look better.

[Admicos]

Granted, but now you look awesome and all girls come to you and kill you!

I Wish my Arch Linux doesn't lag randomly

[CCGrimHaxor]

Granted. But it will lag all the time.
I wish to make this wish incorruptable.

[Dustmuz]

Granted, but all other wishes you make will be corrupt from the first thought

i wish my GF would make me something to eat

[Admicos]

Granted. Now your GF makes food that you don't like

I want the school to end. Forever.

Edited by Admicos, 29 December 2014 - 06:57 PM.

[Dustmuz]

Lucky me.. i love food.. havent tasted anything yet, that i didnt like hehe


Whish granted, but instead you have to work 16 hours each day (7 days a week)

i wish that i wouldnt get any more bald

[_removed]

Granted. But your face is literally hair.

I wish that I beat Dustmuz in getting the Resident Necromancer Title

[Admicos]

Granted, now you got the title. But now Everyody can change their title so this is pointless.

I want to have ideas for CC programs and the knowledge to do them.

[_removed]

Granted. But your brain goes into overload and explodes leaving a crater of code.

I wish that Ctrl + T doesn't work.

[Dustmuz]

Granted, but now all computers you touch wont work either

i wish that someone would give me a brain

[Admicos]

Granted, now you get a brain FULL of naughty stuff.

I Want my youtube channel to have more subscribers and more content. And be on the top 10 list of most subscribed channels list.

[Dustmuz]

Granted, but it will be closed due to all the naughty things i just thought of with my new brain hehe

Dont know what i wish, so i wish that i wished something really great

[syfygirl]

Dustmuz, on 30 December 2014 - 06:54 PM, said:

Granted, but it will be closed due to all the naughty things i just thought of with my new brain hehe

Dont know what i wish, so i wish that i wished something really great

Oh wow idk why but that was so funny

Granted but that wish is physically impossible in this dimension.

I wish for more time.

[Admicos]

Granted. However you need to spend all the time watching crappy movies nobody likes.

I Wish South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut to be on cinemas

[LDDestroier]

Granted, but it displays three painfully catchy ads every four minutes.

I wish for Unity 8 to come out (and be the best desktop for *buntu ever)

[Admicos]

Granted. Now, Canonical stops supporting Unity and starts working on a different DE.

I wish my computer can run any game in the universe at 80+ FPS and not burn/vaporize/randomly disappear/get stolen/be broken.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but you can't don't know how to use your computer.

I wish that I had a laser gun that worked/doesnt disappear/get stolen/burned/vaporized/had tons of ammo/ and I know how to use it.

Edited by cptdeath58, 08 January 2015 - 02:48 PM.

[Admicos]

cptdeath58, on 08 January 2015 - 02:47 PM, said:

Granted, but you can't don't know how to use your computer.

I wish that I had a laser gun that worked/doesnt disappear/get stolen/burned/vaporized/had tons of ammo/ and I know how to use it.

<offtopic> i can always install arch or someting to my computer

Granted but now it shoots chickens!

I wish to be an admin on every site. And nothing that causes my admin privledge to go away or get me away from computer or shut down the internet.

Edited by Admicos, 08 January 2015 - 05:11 PM.

[bentallea]

granted, but you don't own a computer.

I wish i were solved.

Edited by bentallea, 08 January 2015 - 11:37 PM.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you become solved and everyone realized that they needed to throw you into deep space.

I wish I had a tank that worked and had ammo and gas.