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[cdel]

Granted, but the suit goes haywire and Jarvis picks me up and fly's me to Hawaii for no apparent reason.

I wish for a private helicopter coated in anti-wish-corrupting gel.

[ByteMe]

Washes off in the rain.

I wish for another way to say (hello/hi/hey/hay/hai/ello)

[Agent Silence]

Granted, but people don't greet you back when you say it.

I wish for post #1864!

[Agent Silence]

Granted, but you cannot reaad what yot are typing

I wish for more people on Lua Land

Edited by Requiem of Silence, 20 January 2015 - 01:44 PM.

[cdel]

Granted, but I decide to stop paying the server bill.

I wish for a giraffe, named alfred.

[Admicos]

Granted, now, giraffe kills you

I wish for non-boredom

[ByteMe]

Granted, now you die of exhaustion from doing being so active.

I wish that every cup of tea is like this one i'm drinking atm (iIt's so good)

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but every tea machine in the world is broken.

I wish I knew everything and knowledge was a good thing.

Edited by cptdeath58, 20 January 2015 - 09:49 PM.

[PossieTV]

Granted, but everything is in cantoneese.

I wish I could run at the speed of light.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but going so fast, you hit every wall, bump, and any other object, until you kill yourself.

I wish for better internet.

[ByteMe]

Granted, except you have to go without internet for 6 months whilst it is being implemented.

I wish for a second computer.

[cdel]

Granted, but it has a faulty power supply which explodes and destroys the other components.

I wish for a jet engine.

[syfygirl]

granted but it leaks jet fuel like it's life depends on it!

i wish for my video game to be successful.

[ByteMe]

Granted, except it's only played in Russia.

I wish for 100 pages on this game.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but I accidentally burned one so its only gonna be 99...

I wish for.... a turtle....

[cdel]

Granted, but it gets married to its beloved, computercraft turtle. The two turtles plan to have an extravagant wedding, the wedding finishes and they both go on their long awaited honeymoon. The turtle dies trying to conceive a child with the computercraft turtle, the cc turtle swung his pickaxe a bit to hard.

I wish for a kitten that never ages.

[ByteMe]

Granted, but it's very small and someone steps on it...

I wish for 5 more days of holidays.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but during those holidays, all you can do is stay alive, nothing else at all, not even think of a good time.

I wish CC turtles could teleport.

Edited by cptdeath58, 22 January 2015 - 11:07 PM.

[ByteMe]

Granted, Except you cant control where they go.

I wish for CSS4!

[ebernerd]

Granted, but you later discover that CSS4 is actually not a real thing.

I wish I could sleep.