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#1881 cdel

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Posted 25 January 2015 - 05:47 AM

Granted, but the you never wake up.

I wish for my own private island, atleast 1km^2. The island would offer internet with speeds of 100 gigabit down and up, forever.

#1882 cptdeath58

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Posted 25 January 2015 - 10:23 PM

Granted, but you get natural disasters very frequently (1 disaster per day)

I wish everyone liked pie.

#1883 ByteMe

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Posted 25 January 2015 - 11:52 PM

Granted, except its cheap pie.

I wish for the best internet.

#1884 ebernerd

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 01:39 AM

Granted, but all the servers in the world don't run anymore.

I wish that I was a better guitar player.

#1885 cdel

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 02:01 AM

Granted, but you become quadriplegic.

I wish for a pet dragon.

#1886 Agent Silence

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 02:06 AM

Granted, but it devours all your limbs.

I wish for a new tab.

#1887 ebernerd

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 02:45 AM

Granted, but it fails.

I wish that my mom decides that I can stay home from school tomorrow.

#1888 Shnupbups

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:08 AM

Granted, but every other day for the rest of your life is spent at school.

I wish that my save in Pokemon Omega Ruby wasn't destroyed. :(

#1889 ebernerd

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 01:29 PM

Granted, but the game now is broken, and all future pokemon found in the wild are level 1 metapods.

I wish for a clean room.

#1890 LDDestroier

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:32 PM

Granted, however someone else cleaned it, and now you can't find anything.

I wish for an X-buster in my arm.

#1891 ByteMe

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 10:07 PM

Granted, except it was to heavy to carry around.

I wish for a tea making machine.

#1892 Admicos

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 09:54 AM

granted, but its in Turkish so you cant read anything and burn yıur house

I Wish this 15 day school vacation is 15 year school vacation.

#1893 cdel

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 01:52 PM

Granted, but you are murdered on the first day.

I wish to always be the terrorist or detective in TTT.

#1894 _removed

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 04:28 PM

Granted, but they stop development on TTT.

I wish that I have a larger mug for this delicious cuppa!

#1895 ebernerd

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 10:49 PM

View Postsmigger22, on 27 January 2015 - 04:28 PM, said:

Granted, but they stop development on TTT.

I wish that I have a larger mug for this delicious cuppa!
Granted, but liquids no longer exist.

I wish that Juicy Fruit lasted longer.

#1896 ByteMe

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 10:56 AM

Granted, except it's horrible.

I wish for a free macbook pro, that is completely new and has nothing wrong with it.

#1897 Admicos

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 11:27 AM

Granted, now Apple released a new update that had a virus.


I Wish that Steam didn't remove all my games in a update.

#1898 cdel

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 12:39 PM

Granted, but you cant purchase/get any more games.

I wish for a server rack and unlimited bandwidth.

#1899 ItsRodrick

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 01:33 PM

Granted, but it doesn't have a energy supply.

I wish I had infinity minecraft accounts

#1900 Admicos

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 04:07 PM

GRanted, now minecraft is free and your infinity accounts are useless.

I wish for a faster computer





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