3330 replies to this topic

[ItsRodrick]

Granted, but you can only program 24 hours after seeing what you did. (Confunsing?)

I wish that the virus attacking LuaLand get fixed, then I can play again

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but a DOS attack happens and you still cant play it.

I wish for a cookie.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted, but its from Google and tracks you everywhere.
You then start seeing ads for Justin Beiber and some other interesting things. I'm taking REALLY hot stuff. Like Hot pockets, and Lean pockets! And maybe even Pizza Rolls!

I wish ComputerCraft would change its compiler so that it'd be faster.

Edited by Geforce Fan, 16 February 2015 - 04:25 AM.

[HPWebcamAble]

Granted, but all Lua keywords now have to be written in Japanese. Turns out its faster.

I wish computers were cheaper yet faster.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted, but because they're so cheap they break almost instantly
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okay, I'll write a compiler to put it back to english... it's like a few more seconds of delay at bootup and increased speeds!
your corruption has failed
I beat corrupt-a-wish!
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I wish for this wish to be corrupted!

Edited by Geforce Fan, 16 February 2015 - 06:06 AM.

[HPWebcamAble]

あなたの願いが拒否されました

I wish that electricity was infinite

Edited by HPWebcamAble, 16 February 2015 - 06:17 AM.

[Geforce Fan]

確かに、しかし、すべてが今の日本にあり、すべての翻訳サービスを恒久的にダウンしています。

私はおそらく完全に間違っただとグーグルの日本を翻訳し、コメント終了したい
(https://translate.go...7t%20use%20this)
also, here's translating that back:
https://translate.go...%81%9F%E3%81%84
I think google translate needs some work...

Edited by Geforce Fan, 16 February 2015 - 06:33 AM.

[HPWebcamAble]

Granted, but il sera désormais en français
(https://translate.go...e%20in%20french)

*assume everything is in french now*

I wish that this wish cannot be corrupted

[Geforce Fan]

Granted, but only in a different universe

I wish No-IP didn't make me log in every 30 days and go through an annoying process to keep my site online

Edited by Geforce Fan, 16 February 2015 - 07:59 AM.

[cptdeath58]

granted, but now vous ne pouvez le lire en français
I wish for a Stellar Converter (Planetary Weapon)

Edited by cptdeath58, 16 February 2015 - 08:27 AM.

[FUNCTION MAN!]

Granted, but you can only fire water squirts.


I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

[Dustmuz]

Granted. But you can never make another wish

i wish for total Annihilation of another galaxy, while im here on earth

[HPWebcamAble]

Granted, but you can't see it for a few million years. Light only travels so fast.

I wish that mobile games didn't have in-app-purchases, and developers focused instead on content.

[CreeperWiz]

Granted, But you have to pay for the apps


I wish making a server was easier.

[ItsRodrick]

Granted, but now the server software custs $99,98 per month.

I wish for cheaper computer hardware

Edited by RodrickLord, 17 February 2015 - 01:20 AM.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted, you go buy used hardware from the '90s

I wish for cheaper computer hardware

[HPWebcamAble]

Granted, but they contain large concentrations of uranium, so your computer slowly kills you.


I wish that Lua had a good, free IDE like Eclipse for Java.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except the free, good IDE was attacked by terrorists and was destroyed... the new IDE sucks and Lua shutted down. Lua doesnt exist now.

I wish that I was immune to everything.

[cdel]

Granted, but I went back in time and stopped you from being conceived.

I wish for a quantum computer the size of a phone that has a holographic display and hardware-less controls.

[ByteMe]

Granted, except it is a nokia brick sized phone.

I wish I was the best at everything I wanted to be the best at.