3330 replies to this topic

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except I took your drank.

I wish that I owned the universe.

[Luca_S]

Granted, but as soon as you own it, it collides. And you are alone. In a "Universe" of nothing.

I wish I could turn into any animal I want to!

[Dustmuz]

*off topic* Geforce fan.. now you made me want a toast.. U U U, something very bad

Granted. but you cant turn back, once "transformed"

I wish i had a toast now.. Thanks to Geforce fan that something very bad guy

[s0r00t]

Granted, but your toast is rotten.

I wish I had a Portal Gun

[Lyqyd]

Granted, but using the gun produces lethal levels of radiation.

I wish I had more free time.

[ItsRodrick]

Granted, but you can't use your free time when yo need to do something.

I wish a infinite chocolate bar and infinite ice cream

Edited by RodrickLord, 23 February 2015 - 01:17 AM.

[Geforce Fan]

RodrickLord, on 23 February 2015 - 01:16 AM, said:

Granted, but you can't use your free time when yo need to do something.

I wish a infinite chocolate bar and infinite ice cream

Granted. "Chocolate bar" and "ice cream" now mean "air"

[ItsRodrick]

Granted, you got ninjad before noticing you forgot to wish.

I wish air mean chocolate and ice cream

[Geforce Fan]

Granted. Air now means choclate and ice cream, and ice cream and choclate now mean air. However, your last wish has been uncorrupted due to a glitch, so you still receive air.

I wish for a hat.

[ItsRodrick]

Granted, but it's at the mode that only one dude in the entire server (world) can use hats. (King of the hill mode?)

I wish for colored pocket computers.

[s0r00t]

Granted, but the screen is colored too.

I wish I could have superpowers.

[Geforce Fan]

DENIED
just kidding
Granted, you can now fart every 5 minutes. And you can't control it.(good luck dating)

I wish for internet that's fast enough so that I could stream games from my PC to my laptop

[Sxw]

Granted but the latency is over nine thousand.

I wish for internet without data caps.

[Geforce Fan]

Sxw, on 24 February 2015 - 03:22 AM, said:

Granted but the latency is over nine thousand.

I wish for internet without data caps.

Ummmm... the latency decrease was basically what I wished for... you failed at corruption. That'd be like me saying "Granted, but there's a data cap of 1KB".
Granted. You pay a riculously high bill that they still make 97% profit on for data-capless internet.

I wish Apple would make all iPhones pre-jailbroken.

[LDDestroier]

Granted, however the market share of iPhones swoops over to Android and Ubuntu, making iPhones basically OneOS phones. (no offence, but it's CC and iOS is real life)

I wish that Unity 8 was f***ing finished and I had 15.04 goddamn it.

[ItsRodrick]

Granted, but the Pre-Alpha got finished.

I wish for pocket computer api (pocket.ring() for example )

== OffTopic ==

s0r00t, on 23 February 2015 - 05:05 PM, said:

Granted, but the screen is colored too.

The screen already is... and I could just do term.setBackgroundColor

[Geforce Fan]

RodrickLord, on 24 February 2015 - 04:02 PM, said:

Granted, but the Pre-Alpha got finished.

I wish for pocket computer api (pocket.ring() for example )

== OffTopic ==

s0r00t, on 23 February 2015 - 05:05 PM, said:

Granted, but the screen is colored too.

The screen already is... and I could just do term.setBackgroundColor

Offtopic: He's saying that, for example, a red pocket computer could display either red or black
It would be cool if CraftOS adjusted to the color of your turtle/pocket computer if this where implemented, but still have the whole 16 colors...
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Granted. You can now call pocket.ring(), but it does nothing.

I wish we had computercraft in beautiful 64 colors!

Edited by Geforce Fan, 25 February 2015 - 12:37 AM.

[HPWebcamAble]

Granted, but you are now colorblind, and can only see shades of gray.

*Off topic* 50 of them, in fact

I wish that Computer Craft had many different terminal sizes, instead of just a regular computer or a pocket computer.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but they put one so huge it deletes the entire world to place it and crashes minecraft for good. Everything you had on minecraft no longer exist.

I wish for a 1 up.

[ByteMe]

Granted, but it's the only one you ever get.

I wish for an incorruptible potato.