3330 replies to this topic

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except the disks also had viruses that destroyed everything... GAME OVER

I wish for Ebola to be eradicated!

[LDDestroier]

Granted, however measles takes over the world because of blithering idiots who don't vaccinate their kids.

I wish the history of Earth was altered in such a way that everybody spoke Esperanto to this day, with absolutely no other changes to history to speak of.

[ItsRodrick]

Granted, but the time machine to do it broke.

I wish I find my Windows 7 cd installation

[The_Cat]

Granted, but there is no product key.

I wish i could morph into a cat.

[Lupus590]

Granted, you can now morph into any type of cat, but can't return to human.
Enjoy life without thumbs.

I wish natural language programming was real and worked as intended.

Edited by Lupus590, 02 March 2015 - 08:54 AM.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except computers wasnt strong enough to compile it.

I wish for a light bulb.

[Lupus590]

Granted, you know have Thomas Edison's first 10,000 light bulb attempts. Good luck in making them work

Thomas Edison said:

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”

change to corrupt a wish - meta gaming?

Spoiler

I wish for writing uni assignment reports was easier.

wasn't quick enough to edit in my wish
Old wish was: I wish for un-corruptable wish

I wish this won't happen again.

Edited by Lupus590, 02 March 2015 - 11:53 PM.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted, but you forget to wish. EDIT: Ninja'd
Granted. They're easier now because you don't do them and fail the class.
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cdel, on 01 March 2015 - 12:08 AM, said:

Granted, but the NSA shuts it down because they cant spy on people who use it.

I wish that my isp offers unlimited plans.

The NSA does not deal with corporates business, they wouldn't be allowed to do this, especially not with it violating the constitution already.

I wish that Lupus590 will not forget to wish next time

Lupus590, on 02 March 2015 - 11:37 PM, said:

I wish for writing uni assignment reports was easier.

wasn't quick enough to edit in my wish

I wasn't quick enough to edit mine so you wouldn't edit yours... this is hilarious!

Lupus590, on 02 March 2015 - 11:37 PM, said:

Old wish was: I wish for un-corruptable wish

Come on now. Refresh the page.

Edited by Geforce Fan, 02 March 2015 - 11:44 PM.

[Lupus590]

Granted, but you'll forget something instead.

I wish for writing uni assignment reports was easier.

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Geforce Fan, on 02 March 2015 - 11:40 PM, said:

Granted, but you forget to wish. EDIT: Ninja'd
Granted. They're easier now because you don't do them and fail the class.
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cdel, on 01 March 2015 - 12:08 AM, said:

Granted, but the NSA shuts it down because they cant spy on people who use it.

I wish that my isp offers unlimited plans.

The NSA does not deal with corporates business, they wouldn't be allowed to do this, especially not with it violating the constitution already.

I wish that Lupus590 will not forget to wish next time

Lupus590, on 02 March 2015 - 11:37 PM, said:

I wish for writing uni assignment reports was easier.

wasn't quick enough to edit in my wish

I wasn't quick enough to edit mine so you wouldn't edit yours... this is hilarious!

Lupus590, on 02 March 2015 - 11:37 PM, said:

Old wish was: I wish for un-corruptable wish

Come on now. Refresh the page.

we really messed this up

Edited by Lupus590, 02 March 2015 - 11:45 PM.

[Geforce Fan]

Geforce Fan, on 02 March 2015 - 11:40 PM, said:

Granted. They're easier now because you don't do them and fail the class.

Geforce Fan, on 02 March 2015 - 11:40 PM, said:

Lupus590, on 02 March 2015 - 11:37 PM, said:

Old wish was: I wish for un-corruptable wish

Come on now. Refresh the page.

I wish Lupus590 will refresh the page.

Lupus590, on 02 March 2015 - 11:43 PM, said:

Granted, but you'll forget something instead.

I wish for writing uni assignment reports was easier.

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Geforce Fan, on 02 March 2015 - 11:40 PM, said:

Granted, but you forget to wish. EDIT: Ninja'd
Granted. They're easier now because you don't do them and fail the class.
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cdel, on 01 March 2015 - 12:08 AM, said:

Granted, but the NSA shuts it down because they cant spy on people who use it.

I wish that my isp offers unlimited plans.

The NSA does not deal with corporates business, they wouldn't be allowed to do this, especially not with it violating the constitution already.

I wish that Lupus590 will not forget to wish next time

Lupus590, on 02 March 2015 - 11:37 PM, said:

I wish for writing uni assignment reports was easier.

wasn't quick enough to edit in my wish

I wasn't quick enough to edit mine so you wouldn't edit yours... this is hilarious!

Lupus590, on 02 March 2015 - 11:37 PM, said:

Old wish was: I wish for un-corruptable wish

Come on now. Refresh the page.

we really messed this up

Got mine granted... YESSS

Edited by Geforce Fan, 02 March 2015 - 11:46 PM.

[Lupus590]

Granted, but I'll just change it again.

(Is this meta-gaming?)

I wish that this thing won't happen again.

[Geforce Fan]

Lupus590, on 02 March 2015 - 11:48 PM, said:

Granted, but I'll just change it again.

(Is this meta-gaming?)

I wish that this thing won't happen again.

Granted, but I wish it does happen again, so my wish kinda counteracts your wish

I wish this whole thing happens again. It was funny!

[Lupus590]

Pending, your wish will be granted in 50 million years.

I wish I'd have time to code the stuff I want to code, and not just the stuff uni tells me to.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except u forgot how to code.

I wish for a BIKE!

[LDDestroier]

Granted, however it does not come with a seat.

I wish that I would explode!

[Geforce Fan]

LDDestroier, on 04 March 2015 - 03:05 AM, said:

Granted, however it does not come with a seat.

ouch
Granted. You explode and kill your entire family.
DO YOU HAVE THE ATTENTION YOU SO DESPERATELY BEGGED FOR NOW?!?!?!?

I wish that I would explode!

Edited by Geforce Fan, 04 March 2015 - 04:11 AM.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you explode and kill your entire family.

I wish that I would explode!

[Lupus590]

Granted, you explode and kill your entire family.

I wish this loop would end.

[Quintuple Agent]

Granted, but another begins.

I wish this loop would end.

[Lupus590]

Granted, but another begins.

I wish this loop would end.

(Now you got me doing it!)