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[LDDestroier]

Granted, but anothe?SYNTAX_ERROR
READY.

I wish that I could create laser light shows from my fingertips. Ooh, and they burn through tungsten.

[Lupus590]

Granted, but they burn your fingers too.

I wish that thinking of wishes was easier.

[LDDestroier]

Granted, but all you can easily think of involves a pumpkin and a funnel.

I wish for Doom 4.

[Lupus590]

Granted, but it's platform locked to the Nintendo DS.

I wish for a pumpkin and a funnel.

[ItsRodrick]

Granted, but it's a pumpkin and a HOPPER.

I wish a

while true do
  write("I wish a while true do write(...) end")
end

Edited by RodrickLord, 04 March 2015 - 07:02 PM.

[Lupus590]

Error, too long without yielding.

I wish for a death star.

Edited by Lupus590, 04 March 2015 - 09:18 PM.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted. You get a pumkin and a funnel named "Death Star".

I wish for error:string:1:attempt to concentrate string and nil
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[cptdeath58]

Granted, you died because your brain wasnt coded correctly...

I wish for a turtle.

[Lupus590]

Geforce Fan, on 04 March 2015 - 11:22 PM, said:

Granted. You get a pumkin and a funnel named "Death Star".
-snip-

good one

cptdeath58, on 05 March 2015 - 12:07 AM, said:

-snip-
I wish for a turtle.

Granted, but

If cptdeath58.wish == computercraft_turtle then
	 cptdeath58.give(sea_turtle)
else
    cptdeath58.give(computercraft_turtle)
end

I wish this pumpkin and funnel were a real death star.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. Earth is destroyed. Congratulations, world hunger no longer exists!

I wish for some self-sealing stembolts

[Lupus590]

Granted, there are now three self-sealing stembolts orbiting the space that Earth occupied several moments before. Good luck getting to them.

I wish to un-wish my old wish, I wish that Earth was not destroyed.

[Wojbie]

Granted but you are stuck in alternative universe where this wish was not granted.


Wish i knew what self-sealing stembolts where.

[Lupus590]

Granted, but it's in latin.

Quote

Self-stem signantes seras sunt, et nomen eorum ut suggesserant, caule seras qui se signavit.

I wish, I was back in the universe I came from. This one is dark and smells like fish, also the floor is spongy.

Edit: I just translated that back into English, it makes no sense now.

Edited by Lupus590, 05 March 2015 - 04:01 PM.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you come back to find the world in a zombie apocalypse.

I wish for an anti-zombie vehicle.

[Creeper9207]

granted, but you cant drive it off-road

i wish paint had the option to hide the sidebar...

[rahph]

granted, but you can write your own or modify existing one

i wish i coul

RandomWishGenerator:92452:Too long without yelding.

Goodbye.

CraftOS 1.8
Starting random wish generator
Wait
RandomWishGenerator:6425:Attempt to compare version with reality.

There is 1 hidden wish in this post. Tip to find it: Search in code box :>

[Lupus590]

Granted, overwrite the function os.version with

function os.version()
    return "CraftOS 1.8"
end

I wish that random files on my PC would stop disappearing.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted. Instead of random files disappearing, system32 disappears & disappears again every time you try to put it back. If you try to recover your hard drive, all files disappear.


I wish LuaLand was up again :\

[Lupus590]

Granted, but the world is up-side-down. So unless you were underground last time, you fall into the void sky.

Once again, I'm out of wish ideas.

I wish for... err, something?

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you are now the most infamous criminal and you are being tortured worse than anything you know before and you cant die nor can you escape.

I wish for a tank.