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[Geforce Fan]

Granted, you are the emperor of the world, but the world is is a different planet than earth, has no oxygen, and has a population of: you. For a few more seconds.

I wish someone would actually grant my wish of making a Doctor Who reference.
And please interpret it as "a reference to the series of Doctor Who"

Edited by Geforce Fan, 19 March 2015 - 10:47 PM.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you made a Doctor Who reference, but your pleas for it only made it worse for you, as Diablo burns the reference before its ever seen.

I wish that I had my own planet that I could live on.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted. You have a planet the size of an atom.
Good luck.

I wish someone will make a doctor who reference.

Edited by Geforce Fan, 21 March 2015 - 12:22 AM.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but Diablo killed them before they said it.

I wish that fans were better.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted. They've all been replaced with me, because I am a very good fan .
But I'm also a talking fan, and I'm all over the place...
...You are now doomed to hear the same stories over and over again.


I wish someone would make a doctor who reference

[cptdeath58]

We already been through this...

cptdeath58, on 21 March 2015 - 04:50 AM, said:

Granted, but Diablo killed them before they said it.

I wish you would stop asking for a doctor who reference.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted. I stop asking for a Doctor Who reference, and start wishing for one.

I wish for someone to make a Doctor Who reference.

[cptdeath58]

We already been through this...

cptdeath58, on 21 March 2015 - 04:50 AM, said:

Granted, but Diablo killed them before they said it.

I wish you would stop wishing for a doctor who reference.

[Geforce Fan]

Geforce Fan, on 22 March 2015 - 05:45 PM, said:

Granted. But only in a different universe,I stop asking for a Doctor Who reference, and start wishing for one.


I wish for someone to make a Doctor Who reference.

Edited by Geforce Fan, 23 March 2015 - 11:12 PM.

[ell]

Granted, but Timelord science destroys the universe.

I wish for a better CPU.

[cdel]

Granted, but the clock speed is at 1Hz.

I wish for a high-end macbook pro

[ell]

Granted, but it can only mine for Luran.

I wish for a premium squid tank to live in, in the squidonian universe.

[rahph]

while true do
  print("Granted. NASA (read NSA) will not give you rocket to fly there.")
end

>randomwish
Wait. THIS IS NOT FAKE LOADING SCREEN (PROPABLY)
giving wish
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
I wish i could write in jav
randomwish:4543453543534543256326525625745624572457:Too long without yelding!
>randomwish
Wait. Returning to previous state.
I wish i could write in java to make app where you write in lua plugins for bukkit.
Wait. Saving wish to file.
>reboot

CraftOS 20432654906546728456724895672058627450692746247569476892476094576025764576485728456724567024560476847682476845768945672856724586724589674589672458967248956724586
._.
._.
Running TURBO-FACE VIRUS!
:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Terminated.
>shutdown
offing me.

[ell]

Granted, but Java no longer has variables.

I wish for a large inter-dimensional, indestructible, and paradox-absorbing rocket.

[_removed]

Granted, but Aladdin didn't read the wish properly, and makes the rocket destructible, in which it breaks the second you touch it.

I wish for nothing.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted. You get absolutely nothing, meaning you also don't get a life either.

I wish for a double post

Edited by Geforce Fan, 25 March 2015 - 12:11 AM.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted, but lyqyd will probaby delete it.


I wish for 3 more wishes

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but the Genie said, "How about... No" So you don't get them and you lose your all of your wishes.

I wish for a new president of the USA.

[CreeperWiz]

Granted but the us goes to world war 3

I wish I could get my Mac to dual boot

[Geforce Fan]

Granted, you can dual-boot Windows and Linux on it.

I wish I was a better Traitor in TTT