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[Creator]

But a bear will hug you before eating you.

I wish for a miracle.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, the miracle was that the world grew exactly 0.000000000000001 milimeters larger.

I wish for some bacon.

[Pyrif]

//Off-topic
The Earth's core actually grows at a rate of one millimeter per year.
//On-topic
Granted. The bacon had a horrible virus:

while true do
    shell.run("delete /startup")
end

I wish for a cape.

[CherryPie]

Granted. But you can only have a ugly cape.

I wish for a bigger SSD

[flaghacker]

Granted, it's now 1 cubic meter big.

I wish for no exams.

[Pyrif]

Granted, your Hard Drive is now 1/2 byte (one Nibble) larger in size, making no difference whatsoever. 'd
Granted, this multiplies the amount of actual work you do by 10x.
I wish for a gorgeous cape.

Edited by LightMystic, 22 June 2015 - 02:24 PM.

[CherryPie]

Granted, But it had to be with my skin on. NINJA'D!!1!!1

I wish for a phone that could hold forevarh!

[ItsRodrick]

Granted, the phone is stuck in your hand forever.

I wish for HoloLens

[Pyrif]

Granted, but all you can see is the nearby demons that might kill you any second.

I wish for a beautiful cape that can only be worn with my skin on.

[CherryPie]

Granted. But only an ant can have it on his profile

I wish that i could get OP on every server

[Pyrif]

Granted, but you're also banned from all of them.

I wish for a perfect wish.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, by perfect you meant entirely corrupted to the core.

I wish for my own world.

[Pyrif]

Granted, but it's in an inhospitable solar system.

I wish for world peace. :3

[cptdeath58]

Granted, everyone died

I wish for a metal that is indestructible but I have the only thing that can cut it.

[Pyrif]

Granted, but the thing that can cut it can only be picked up by the Universe, and it ain't pickin' it up any time soon.

I wish for world peace that DOESN'T kill everyone.

[Waitdev_]

LightMystic, on 23 June 2015 - 07:14 AM, said:

Granted, but the thing that can cut it can only be picked up by the Universe, and it ain't pickin' it up any time soon.

I wish for world peace that DOESN'T kill everyone.

Granted. but instead it creates a new planet to replace this one, killing everyone.

i wish for a lollipop :3

Edited by Wait_, 23 June 2015 - 08:08 AM.

[CherryPie]

Granted, but it will be radioactive.

I wish for a cake!

[cptdeath58]

Granted... A person throws a cake into your face.

I wish for Christmas to get here.

[CherryPie]

Granted, but it will be without presents and snow :/

I wish for LightMystic to corrupt my wishes again.

[Pyrif]

Granted, but now this wish is moved to the next poster.
I wish for Creator to corrupt my wishes again.