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[cptdeath58]

Granted, except he isn't here to do it, I am.

I wish to have good internet.

[Off Topic]
you trying to make another Guess Who's Below?
[/Off Topic]

[ItsRodrick]

Granted. Now your internet is better... than DSL.

I wish for a better computer
(I see the same thing happening...)

[Pyrif]

Granted, your computer is so good you can't understand it anymore and it is therefore useless.

I wish my Minecraft never lagged again!

[Creator]

Yeah, it will freze!

I wish you wished something!

[Pyrif]

Granted, but the wish is self-corrupted as follows:

I wish for the destruction of planet Mercury!

[ItsRodrick]

Granted. It made Venus and Earth (and all planets) get closer to the sun, so we're going to die.

I wish Pluto was a planet

[ebernerd]

I do too!
Granted, but still no one cares about it other than us.

I wish that more people paid attention to my DE even though it's not worth much attention. xD

[cptdeath58]

Granted, now everyone hates your DE.

I wish for the dawn of a new age!

[Pyrif]

Granted, but it's an age of paranoia and hatred as well as anarchy.

I wish to be able to hop across dimensions!

[ebernerd]

Granted, but each dimension is just black. So they're all the same, in essence.

I wish that... I dunno, I had the keyboard I wanted, and it worked.

[SpencerBeige]

granted, but the keyboard had no keys, so you had to type uncomfortably

i wish for something that can't be corrupted

[FUNCTION MAN!]

Granted, but you forgot it was.

I wish Microsoft would blow up instantly

[Pyrif]

Granted, but since Microsoft owns Minecraft...

I wish you could make a Minecraft mod just by thinking of what you want in it!

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but you have to debug it completely as every line has atleast one bug and then recompile it so minecraft can actually use it.

I wish you could make an organism of your own choice by thinking of it.

[CherryPie]

Granted, but you just died so it would be worthless

I wish for a carpet that is beautiful

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except it only lasts 1 min and costs $1mil

I wish for a wish

[FUNCTION MAN!]

LightMystic, on 26 June 2015 - 02:53 AM, said:

Granted, but since Microsoft owns Minecraft...

I wish you could make a Minecraft mod just by thinking of what you want in it!

off-topic: Good, I don't play minecraft anymore


On-topic:
Granted, except it comes corrupt out of the box

I wish for less stupid people in the world

[Pyrif]

Granted, the Earth's population is now reduced to 1/4 of what it once was. (That's actually not the worst thing. XD)

I wish wishes were wished by the next wisher.

[FUNCTION MAN!]

Granted, except the wishes are wished by the previous wisher.

I wish for less stupid youtube commenters.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but now with all the smart people, its become hurtful comments

I wish... for everyone to know wtf my avatar is.

EDIT: dang ninjas

Edited by cptdeath58, 27 June 2015 - 11:38 PM.