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#2241 Pyrif

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Posted 28 June 2015 - 03:12 AM

Granted, but it still confuses them.

I wish for a planet made entirely of water!

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Posted 28 June 2015 - 05:54 AM

Granted, Earth is now nothing but water and everyone and everything drowns. (Gratz, you remade the part in the bible)

I wish for... the ultimate gift...

#2243 Waitdev_

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Posted 28 June 2015 - 06:09 AM

Granted. but the definition of ultimate changes to terrible and you get coal.

i wish for charcoal

#2244 FUNCTION MAN!

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Posted 28 June 2015 - 06:31 PM

Granted, except it's actually a baggy of gasoline

I wish for a faster i7

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Posted 29 June 2015 - 05:16 AM

Granted, except its very buggy and the only thing you can do on it is play the old game of ping pong.

#2246 Pyrif

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Posted 29 June 2015 - 08:02 PM

I wish somebody gave me a wish! DX

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Posted 02 July 2015 - 02:44 AM

LOL, I forgot to put one.

Granted, except... in a parallel universe in which we don't live in.

I wish for your best... Yo Mama joke...

#2248 Waitdev_

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Posted 02 July 2015 - 09:49 AM

Granted. but yo mama so fat she couldn't give you a joke. so cheesy :)

I wish for no wish

#2249 Pyrif

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Posted 03 July 2015 - 03:41 AM

Granted, but that happened to be paradoxical, so a wish was made anyway.

I wish Wait had TWO hearts left!

#2250 cptdeath58

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Posted 03 July 2015 - 04:36 AM

Granted, he died because his blood pressure went so high with 2 hearts, his arteries exploded. (Lel, see what I did there)

I wish for... a dolla!

#2251 Pyrif

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Posted 03 July 2015 - 08:39 AM

Granted, but a computer has to give it to you.
ERROR 404: DOLLA NOT FOUND. Did you mean "Dollar?"

I wish to reach the edge of infinity!

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Posted 03 July 2015 - 05:25 PM

Granted, but you can only stay there for a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a second.

I wish I could eat a potato

#2253 Lupus590

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Posted 03 July 2015 - 06:28 PM

Granted

I wish for someone to do my coding for me.

#2254 FUNCTION MAN!

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Posted 03 July 2015 - 06:39 PM

Granted, these guys will do it for you.

EDIT: oh god forgot my wish

I wish for some coffee

Edited by Dr. Poof, 03 July 2015 - 06:39 PM.


#2255 Pyrif

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Posted 03 July 2015 - 11:20 PM

Granted, but I put a drop of cyanide in there for ya. ;)

I wish for a lie! (Cake)

#2256 biggest yikes

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 03:17 PM

Granted, but the lie in question is not a cake.

I wish I was a cat

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 03:22 PM

Granted, but you can only stay outside.

I wish I was a cyborg.

#2258 Pyrif

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 07:02 PM

Granted, but your cybernetics take over your human mind and you can no longer think for yourself.

I wish for immortality with no side-effects. ;)

#2259 cptdeath58

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 05:03 AM

Granted, all your family members die though to give you immortality.

I wish for tickets to XBOX LIVE!

#2260 Pyrif

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 05:52 AM

Granted, but I made them slip out of your hand and fall into the nearest fire.

I wish Nintendo came out with a new gaming console to keep up with PS4 and XBox One.





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