Corrupt-A-Wish!
Started by Lyqyd, Mar 22 2013 05:31 AM
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#2241
Posted 28 June 2015 - 03:12 AM
Granted, but it still confuses them.
I wish for a planet made entirely of water!
I wish for a planet made entirely of water!
#2242
Posted 28 June 2015 - 05:54 AM
Granted, Earth is now nothing but water and everyone and everything drowns. (Gratz, you remade the part in the bible)
I wish for... the ultimate gift...
I wish for... the ultimate gift...
#2243
Posted 28 June 2015 - 06:09 AM
Granted. but the definition of ultimate changes to terrible and you get coal.
i wish for charcoal
i wish for charcoal
#2244
Posted 28 June 2015 - 06:31 PM
Granted, except it's actually a baggy of gasoline
I wish for a faster i7
I wish for a faster i7
#2245
Posted 29 June 2015 - 05:16 AM
Granted, except its very buggy and the only thing you can do on it is play the old game of ping pong.
#2246
Posted 29 June 2015 - 08:02 PM
I wish somebody gave me a wish! DX
#2247
Posted 02 July 2015 - 02:44 AM
LOL, I forgot to put one.
Granted, except... in a parallel universe in which we don't live in.
I wish for your best... Yo Mama joke...
Granted, except... in a parallel universe in which we don't live in.
I wish for your best... Yo Mama joke...
#2248
Posted 02 July 2015 - 09:49 AM
Granted. but yo mama so fat she couldn't give you a joke. so cheesy 
I wish for no wish
I wish for no wish
#2249
Posted 03 July 2015 - 03:41 AM
Granted, but that happened to be paradoxical, so a wish was made anyway.
I wish Wait had TWO hearts left!
I wish Wait had TWO hearts left!
#2250
Posted 03 July 2015 - 04:36 AM
Granted, he died because his blood pressure went so high with 2 hearts, his arteries exploded. (Lel, see what I did there)
I wish for... a dolla!
I wish for... a dolla!
#2251
Posted 03 July 2015 - 08:39 AM
Granted, but a computer has to give it to you.
ERROR 404: DOLLA NOT FOUND. Did you mean "Dollar?"
I wish to reach the edge of infinity!
ERROR 404: DOLLA NOT FOUND. Did you mean "Dollar?"
I wish to reach the edge of infinity!
#2252
Posted 03 July 2015 - 05:25 PM
Granted, but you can only stay there for a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a second.
I wish I could eat a potato
I wish I could eat a potato
#2254
Posted 03 July 2015 - 06:39 PM
Granted, these guys will do it for you.
EDIT: oh god forgot my wish
I wish for some coffee
EDIT: oh god forgot my wish
I wish for some coffee
Edited by Dr. Poof, 03 July 2015 - 06:39 PM.
#2255
Posted 03 July 2015 - 11:20 PM
Granted, but I put a drop of cyanide in there for ya. 
I wish for a lie! (Cake)
I wish for a lie! (Cake)
#2256
Posted 04 July 2015 - 03:17 PM
Granted, but the lie in question is not a cake.
I wish I was a cat
I wish I was a cat
#2257
Posted 04 July 2015 - 03:22 PM
Granted, but you can only stay outside.
I wish I was a cyborg.
I wish I was a cyborg.
#2258
Posted 04 July 2015 - 07:02 PM
Granted, but your cybernetics take over your human mind and you can no longer think for yourself.
I wish for immortality with no side-effects.
I wish for immortality with no side-effects.
#2259
Posted 05 July 2015 - 05:03 AM
Granted, all your family members die though to give you immortality.
I wish for tickets to XBOX LIVE!
I wish for tickets to XBOX LIVE!
#2260
Posted 05 July 2015 - 05:52 AM
Granted, but I made them slip out of your hand and fall into the nearest fire.
I wish Nintendo came out with a new gaming console to keep up with PS4 and XBox One.
I wish Nintendo came out with a new gaming console to keep up with PS4 and XBox One.
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