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[LewisTehMinerz]

Granted, but you'll have to blow up the prototype.

I wish I could code better.

[cptdeath58]

granted, except... you couldn't think straight anymore

I wish for...

[Waitdev_]

LightMystic, on 03 July 2015 - 03:41 AM, said:

Granted, but that happened to be paradoxical, so a wish was made anyway.

I wish Wait had TWO hearts left!

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on topic:

Granted.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolc..
^
dats wat youtube do you you

i wish for?

Edited by Wait_, 06 July 2015 - 10:33 AM.

[LewisTehMinerz]

Granted, but, you didn't wish for anything, so you were banished out of the universe.

I wish for Minecraft to connect me to a server... (Seriously, I really can't connect to this server...)

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except to join, you have to recite the entire chemical name of titin with 100% correctness.
(its 189,819 letters long... and to say it really really fast takes atleast 8 mins. there is a video at the bottom.)
I wish for a wish that killed a wish that revived a wish that deleted a wish that created a wish and a wish that broke logic.

[Pyrif]

WISH GRANTED. DOES NOT COMPUTE.
SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED.
*earth blows up*

*universe implodes*

I wish the universe was brought back...

[ebernerd]

Granted, but this universe doesn't have Earth in it.

I wish for the knowledge of efficient, bug free coroutines.

[kobkob1]

Granted, but you lose all other knowledge.
I wish that i could control space-time continuum and all those that live within space and understand time. Therefore this wish cannot have any negative attributes as I now control yo life

[Creeper9207]

Granted, you now have to use the bathroom every 2 seconds
I wish I had an original idea for an app

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except someone stole it.

I wish that I controlled everything...

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kobkob1, on 06 July 2015 - 10:08 PM, said:

Granted, but you lose all other knowledge.
I wish that i could control space-time continuum and all those that live within space and understand time. Therefore this wish cannot have any negative attributes as I now control yo life

Actually it can, you died because you accidentally move time forward to fast to your death.

[Pyrif]

Granted, now you control everything with a single button, including yourself, and the button sends a self-destruct signal to all of the things you control.

I wish to have a wonderful lucid dream.

[manu_03]

Granted, but you will be screamed and sad until you die.

I wish to wish something

[cptdeath58]

Granted, A giant turtle lands on you and crushed you.

I wish for a personal cook.

[Pyrif]

Granted, but your cook has to be Juandissimo.

I wish to fire my lazer.

(I seem to be attached to memes lately...)

[cptdeath58]

Granted, it fires, misses everything and comes back at you.

I wish... for the biggest... strip of bacon...

[kobkob1]

Granted, but you cant eat bacon anymore.
I wish for immortality, friendship that will last, unlimited money and yo lives

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you die from the overwhelming power that the machine gave you it.

I wish that I could eat bacon.

[Fetchetch]

Granted, but there is only one piece of bacon left in the hole entire universe.

I wish that I could eat a Carolina Reaper.

Edited by Fetchetch, 09 July 2015 - 01:48 AM.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you die because it was simply too big.

I wish for...

[Fetchetch]

Granted, but you never said what you wanted to wish.

I wish this post wasn't here.