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[cptdeath58]

Granted, you died before you could post it.

I wish for... SOME SPACE!

[Pyrif]

Granted, but it's the size of an up quark (Look up elementary particles, they're FASCINATING!!).

I wish for the world's best internet connection and to keep the ability to connect to it.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but its limited to only one website which is their home page

I wish for........ privacy...

[Pyrif]

Granted, but only for a picosecond.

I wish to be solar powered!

[kobkob1]

Granted, but it makes you into a dead person when there is no light.

I wish for another, non corruptable wish.(I wish for supreme power and a pc that can run mc above 10fps )

[Waitdev_]

Granted, but the gods don't listen and make your wish corrupt.
You get a computer being at 11 fps

i wish for a computer to play minecraft over 1,000,000 fps

[Pyrif]

Granted, your electric bill due to that computer now comes to a dollar per FPS per second.
Good luck paying that off.

I wish to make a purely awesome Minecraft map.

[LeDark Lua]

Granted, but you can only build with tree leaves.

I wish to be a better coder.

[Pyrif]

Granted, you are now a proficient coder in 420.

I wish there weren't so many LEAVES in my Minecraft map! DX

[Lemmmy]

Granted, but the only programming language you know is FORTRAN.

I wish to own a large supply of perfectly healthy and edible food.

Edit: Ninja'd

Granted, but the place is now covered in trees.

I wish to own a large supply of perfectly healthy and edible food.

Edited by LemonLake, 11 July 2015 - 09:28 PM.

[ell]

Granted, but you have seliac disease, and all the food is full of gluten.

I wish to be invincible.

Edited by lurquhar1221, 11 July 2015 - 10:16 PM.

[kobkob1]

Granted, it gets ate by the needy.
I wish for a wish that wishes for a wish that makes one wish become unwishable(coding)

Edit: Ninja'd
Granted, you didnt wish for anything so you die

Edited by kobkob1, 11 July 2015 - 10:14 PM.

[ell]

kobkob1, on 11 July 2015 - 10:13 PM, said:

Granted, it gets ate by the needy.
I wish for a wish that wishes for a wish that makes one wish become unwishable(coding)

Edit: Ninja'd
Granted, you didnt wish for anything so you die

// OFFTOPIC //
I got ninja'ed when I edited my comment!

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but you upset the cosmic balance and therefore you disintegrate.

I wish for...... BETTER INTERNET!

[cyanisaac]

Granted, but your current internet is dialup, and this internet is only about 1 byte/s faster.

I wish for Dan's new secret project thingy to get released soon.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but its entirely unstable and running it burns your computer.

I wish for...

[LeDark Lua]

Granted, if you wish for nothing, you cant wish anything and talk to others, you just cut off the communications from humanity.

I wish that I can look back

[Pyrif]

Granted, but your head becomes eternally rotated 180 Degrees around. (Ooh, that's gonna hurt! DX)

I wish for people to love my map after I post it!

[LeDark Lua]

Granted, but the map will be corrupted when people download it

I wish so that time wouldnt pass quickly.

[kobkob1]

Granted, but you age the same rate
I wish for friends( )