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[Creeper9207]

granted, but then as you turn around to return home you trip on a limb, fall into an ez-setup basketball goal, knocking it into the person you offended's car, knocking out their windshield, but the rim probes even deeper in just the right way so that it knocks the car out of gear, the car begins rolling backwards, falling into a lake, on top of a boat, injuring both people in the boat, the injured people's family sues, bankrupting you, and just when you finish filing for bankruptcy, the earth starts veering towards sun, initiating the apocalypse, you survive the initial start, but time is of the essence, planet earth is devastated with fire, knowing what needs to be done you immediately head for the south pole, hoping to get a few more days of life, by this point, Antarctica is beginning to look more like a jungle, all the native life and plants in Antarctica have been wiped out by the climate change, you struggle for food, but in the sky you see the moon getting bigger and bigger, you then realize that the shift in gravity with the sun veering closer has happened in a matter so that the moon begins to head strait for the earth, luckily the night it hits, the planet is rotated so that you are on the opposite side of the area of impact, you shouldn't have survived, but thanks to the slow speed the moon was going at, you did, and it has knocked you away from the sun in a matter that you are now back into perfect orbit, you are know lonely and slowly dying of age, starvation, and depression.

I wish I had a spoon

Edited by Creeper9207, 15 July 2015 - 07:27 AM.

[Pyrif]

Gosh, chain reaction much.
Okay, then, but you drop it in lava, and it disintegrates.

I wish for a way to prevent ANYONE from being depressed, including myself.

[LeDark Lua]

Granted, but you cant do taht, and you are left depressed and spread the infection across the globe. ( OWWW GAAWD )

I wish that Liquid would not hate me :\

[cptdeath58]

Granted, everyone else does.

I wish for a pickle.

[Pyrif]

Granted, but it wasn't pickled. Have a cucumber.

I wish for perfect wings.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, they are perfectly broken in every way and you can't repair them.

I wish for a cucumber.

Edited by cptdeath58, 16 July 2015 - 04:46 AM.

[Pyrif]

Granted, but I diced it first. E|

I wish I could think of another wish. :/

[Creeper9207]

granted you now have ADD and constantly forget what you are talking about/doing and find difficulty in focusing for extended periods of time

I wish Mineplex wasn't down for maintenance, and that I had time to work more on SystemX7

Edited by Creeper9207, 16 July 2015 - 09:53 AM.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, Mineplex was hacked and totally wrecked and irreparable and SystemX7 failed in every possible way.

I wish for a cookie please.

[Pyrif]

Creeper9207, on 16 July 2015 - 09:50 AM, said:

granted you now have ADD and constantly forget what you are talking about/doing and find difficulty in focusing for extended periods of time

I wish Mineplex wasn't down for maintenance, and that I had time to work more on SystemX7

I actually have ADHD. While it's a lot like you said, I still find it slightly offensive. Please, try to be careful with your words from now on.
__On Topic__
Granted, but it's got pineapple slices on it. XD

I wish for Hawaii.

[CherryPie]

Granted, but Iceland

I wish for that my WiFi is 100.000.000.000 GBPS and it doesn't ruin my wallet nor my life.

[Creeper9207]

Granted, but it's provided by Comcast, you now experience outages once a week or more
Off-Topic:

cptdeath58, on 17 July 2015 - 12:36 AM, said:

Granted, Mineplex was hacked and totally wrecked and irreparable and SystemX7 failed in every possible way.

I wish for a cookie please.

That isn't too far fetched as far as my oses go.

I wish I didn't have amd

[cptdeath58]

Granted, now your computer is broken because you don't have a processor.

I wish for a 1-up

[LeDark Lua]

Granted, 1-up goes to 1-up*(-500)

I fish to see the Red Room.

[Waitdev_]

Granted, but you get a tuna, and your allergic to tuna.

LeDark Lua, on 17 July 2015 - 06:31 AM, said:

I fish to see the Red Room.

I wish for a 32gb usb

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but its broken.

I wish for a piece of pie.

[LeDark Lua]

Granted, but that peace of pie is roten human skin.

( My autocorrect killed me with fish... )

I wish to get a better auto-correct.

[Pyrif]

Granted, it's better at making your life horrible.
*insert troll face image here*

I wish the next game I post on the forums is successful.

[LeDark Lua]

Granted, but only ME can enter the thread

I wish for a terrible auto-correct.

[Pyrif]

Granted, this auto correct is terrible for you, great for others.
*again, insert troll face image here*

I wish Greenland.