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[Lupus590]

Granted, but a pepper mint gets dropped in it, causing it to go off like a rocket. Which pushes the Earth out of orbit, which (depending on the angle) plunges us into an eternal night-time ice age, or spirals us into the sun.

I wish for an idea.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. It's a bad one.

I wish for a box.

[H4X0RZ]

Damn ninjas

//edit
granted, but you can't open it

I wish that my WhatsApp Bot works flawlessly.

Edited by H4X0RZ, 01 November 2015 - 07:15 PM.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, it works as intended, by doing everything else but its job.

I wish for a donut.

[H4X0RZ]

cptdeath58, on 01 November 2015 - 09:56 PM, said:

Granted, it works as intended, by doing everything else but its job.

I wish for a donut.

Granted, but only the healthies part is left. The hole.

I wish for more time.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. You got five minutes, mister.

I wish I could even.

[LeDark Lua]

Granted, we correct you:

LDDestroier, on 01 November 2015 - 10:43 PM, said:

...

I wish I couldn't even.

I wish for a semi-colons ( lots of 'em )

[H4X0RZ]

Granted

os.pullEvent = coroutine.yield
while true do
  term.write";"
  os.queueEvent"q"
  coroutine.yield"q"
end

but you can't exit the loop.

I wish for the ability to visualize data sent over wireless connections (like a HUD but without the screen. Just plain old eyes) and being able to modify them like I want.

Edited by H4X0RZ, 02 November 2015 - 08:42 PM.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. For every packet you modify, the computer who was supposed to receive it sees it as a bad packet, and asks for the host to resend. Also, your hair inexplicably catches fire for no conceivable reason.

I wish my chapped lip and ingrown toenail would be healed already

[Lego Stax]

Granted, but you now you are breaking out in painfully large acne.

I wish I could sing like Steve Perry.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, he dies upon your wish and so you are now silent forever.

I wish for the best food in the world, unspoiled.

[ell]

You received the best food in the world, (according to a squid).

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except you can't wish it.

I wish for a time machine.

[CaosTECH]

Granted, but its out of batteries

I wish that cptdeath58 won't find out that I actually took his batteries.

[Creator]

(Which batteries?)

Fine, but the rest of the world will find out and laugh at you.

I wish that ArchTyler responds to this post. (Just do it!)

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except with what left of him... stealing my batteries... I get screwed on my taxes and you take my batteries... rude.

I wish that ArchTyler didn't steal my batteries.

[Luca_S]

Granted, but the batteries got sucked up by a black hole instead.

I wish that I had cptdeath58's time machine.

And some batteries.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except I broke it and its irreparable.
(Its what happens when you divide by 0)

I wish I divided by 0

[CaosTECH]

Creator, on 10 November 2015 - 09:45 PM, said:

(Which batteries?)

Fine, but the rest of the world will find out and laugh at you.

I wish that ArchTyler responds to this post. (Just do it!)

Granted, he responded

I wish for a machine that made infinite chocolate that was un-corruptable

[Creator]

Granted, the machine is incorruptible, but the ingredient supply isn't. Sorry, no chocolate.

I wish for no more test/quizzes/finals for 1 second.