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[cptdeath58]

ArchTyler, on 11 November 2015 - 01:42 PM, said:

Creator, on 10 November 2015 - 09:45 PM, said:

(Which batteries?)

Fine, but the rest of the world will find out and laugh at you.

I wish that ArchTyler responds to this post. (Just do it!)

Granted, he responded

I wish for a machine that made infinite chocolate that was un-corruptable

Woah, you skipped the timeline here...

Granted, there are now tests everywhere as the happen indefinitely.

[Lupus590]

error: expected wish, got nil

I wish someone will fix this error.

[cptdeath58]

Granted. I wish for the ability to shapeshift and I can but I have to be the opposite gender when I do it.

I wish for a pickle.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. It's a shit-pickle.

I wish for a fully functional Nvidia Titan-Z graphics card.

[Creator]

Granted, you can only smell it.

I wish for a gaming PC.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, it explodes due to lack of cooling.

I wish for a tomato.

[Luca_S]

Granted, but it looks strangely blue and poisonous.

I wish for the ability to crack every encryption with my brain.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, its the only skill you have.

I wish for hugs.

[Creator]

Here get one, but it last 10^10^10^10 * SecondsSinceBigBang Years.

I wish for 27 hours a day so I can watch more Code Geass

[cptdeath58]

Granted, However, your time is always off and you lose everything and go to jail because your clock was off by 4 hours.

I wish for a Chuck Norris.

[LDDestroier]

Not granted.

I wish for better headphones.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, they are better are breaking very easily and having poor quality.

I wish for a potato

[LDDestroier]

Granted. It's a sweet potato. And it's poisoned.

I wish for more NES games.

[Lupus590]

Granted, but all NES consoles stop working, long with all of the emulators.

I wish for more sleep.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you are now in a coma for 5 years.

I wish for a great game.

[LDDestroier]

Granted.

I wish I could TKO Mike Tyson.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but you only did it once... Mike Tyson came back and put you into a coma.

I wish for some bacon.

[LDDestroier]

Granted, CANADIAN BACON!

I wish I had a portal-wish I wish I had a portal gun.

[Selim]

Granted, but it only works on paper.

I wish I had all the time in the world to write code.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you now are forever stuck in the cyber universe.

I wish for free, reliable wifi wherever I go with 4 gb speeds in both download and upload.