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#2701 Selim

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Posted 19 November 2015 - 11:40 PM

Granted, but each of your devices cannot access said Wi-Fi.

I wish for infinite knowledge of how computers work and how to manipulate them to do as I wish.

Edited by Selim, 19 November 2015 - 11:40 PM.


#2702 cptdeath58

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Posted 19 November 2015 - 11:41 PM

Granted, since you divided by 0, a void opens sucking you in through a never ending pit of scary stuff that you can never get used to.
Now that you put a wish...
Granted, too bad you can't use it though... you're dead now from an intense swelling in your brain.

I wish for more bacon.

Edited by cptdeath58, 19 November 2015 - 11:42 PM.


#2703 Lupus590

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Posted 20 November 2015 - 01:00 PM

Granted, *places bacon on a sick under cat's collar, watches cat chase after bacon*

I wish for lols

#2704 Selim

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Posted 20 November 2015 - 01:10 PM

Granted. Lol, lol. You now have two lols. You may never get a lol again.

I wish to be able to determine what 0/0 is in every case as quickly as you can determine what anything else is divided by anything else.

#2705 Lupus590

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Posted 20 November 2015 - 01:26 PM

Granted, you can't do any other maths though. Nor can you tell anyone what the answer for 0/0 is.

I wish that I didn't forget my wish.

Edited by Lupus590, 20 November 2015 - 01:26 PM.


#2706 Selim

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Posted 20 November 2015 - 05:25 PM

Granted, you didn't forget your wish, but you will forget it in 3 seconds.

I wish for world peace.

Edited by Selim, 20 November 2015 - 08:24 PM.


#2707 cptdeath58

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Posted 20 November 2015 - 10:14 PM

Granted, everyone died.

I wish for the great Spaghetti Monster to grant you mercy for killing everyone.

#2708 LDDestroier

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Posted 20 November 2015 - 11:07 PM

Granted. May you be blessed by his noodly appendages! Ramen!

I wish for a shiny penny.

#2709 cptdeath58

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Posted 21 November 2015 - 12:04 AM

Granted, one is shot into your eye, killing you.

I wish for a wooden bullet.

#2710 LDDestroier

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Posted 21 November 2015 - 02:23 AM

Granted. It splinters in your hand.

I wish for a lifetime supply of sushi (and it's not poisoned or rotten or made of anything but salmon and shrimp and bean sprouts...)

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Posted 21 November 2015 - 02:45 AM

Granted, but you're also allergic to the ingredients.

I wish we wouldn't get any snow this winter.

#2712 Waitdev_

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Posted 21 November 2015 - 03:14 AM

granted, you get a load of hail.

i wish it was warmer, i'm not enjoying spring enough. thanks australia

#2713 cptdeath58

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Posted 21 November 2015 - 03:43 AM

Granted, the planet now burns as the gases in the atmosphere explode.

I wish for a total biscuit.

#2714 Waitdev_

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Posted 21 November 2015 - 04:08 AM

granted, you hate its taste.

i wish for an error

#2715 Konlab

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Posted 21 November 2015 - 10:37 AM

Corrupy-A-Wish:Wait_:587:I wish for an error

I wish this error was pcalled

#2716 LDDestroier

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Posted 22 November 2015 - 01:48 AM

Granted.

I wish NIntendo bought MegaMan off of Capcom.

#2717 Lupus590

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Posted 22 November 2015 - 03:39 PM

Granted, but Capcom buys Nintendo.

I wish for more money, so I can buy the games I want.

#2718 Konlab

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Posted 22 November 2015 - 04:02 PM

Granted, but you can't play them

@LDDestroirer: Holy Hamburger, BATMAN! YOUR map application includes WAIT's error with MY typo (Corrupy). What a teamwork.

I wish my typo was not there...

#2719 LDDestroier

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Posted 22 November 2015 - 05:20 PM

Um, granted.

I wish for big money! big prizes! I love it!

#2720 cptdeath58

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Posted 22 November 2015 - 05:49 PM

Granted, a pile of money lands on you and suffocates you.

I wish for a lamborghini aventador.





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