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[Selim]

Granted, but each of your devices cannot access said Wi-Fi.

I wish for infinite knowledge of how computers work and how to manipulate them to do as I wish.

Edited by Selim, 19 November 2015 - 11:40 PM.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, since you divided by 0, a void opens sucking you in through a never ending pit of scary stuff that you can never get used to.
Now that you put a wish...
Granted, too bad you can't use it though... you're dead now from an intense swelling in your brain.

I wish for more bacon.

Edited by cptdeath58, 19 November 2015 - 11:42 PM.

[Lupus590]

Granted, *places bacon on a sick under cat's collar, watches cat chase after bacon*

I wish for lols

[Selim]

Granted. Lol, lol. You now have two lols. You may never get a lol again.

I wish to be able to determine what 0/0 is in every case as quickly as you can determine what anything else is divided by anything else.

[Lupus590]

Granted, you can't do any other maths though. Nor can you tell anyone what the answer for 0/0 is.

I wish that I didn't forget my wish.

Edited by Lupus590, 20 November 2015 - 01:26 PM.

[Selim]

Granted, you didn't forget your wish, but you will forget it in 3 seconds.

I wish for world peace.

Edited by Selim, 20 November 2015 - 08:24 PM.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, everyone died.

I wish for the great Spaghetti Monster to grant you mercy for killing everyone.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. May you be blessed by his noodly appendages! Ramen!

I wish for a shiny penny.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, one is shot into your eye, killing you.

I wish for a wooden bullet.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. It splinters in your hand.

I wish for a lifetime supply of sushi (and it's not poisoned or rotten or made of anything but salmon and shrimp and bean sprouts...)

[Lyqyd]

Granted, but you're also allergic to the ingredients.

I wish we wouldn't get any snow this winter.

[Waitdev_]

granted, you get a load of hail.

i wish it was warmer, i'm not enjoying spring enough. thanks australia

[cptdeath58]

Granted, the planet now burns as the gases in the atmosphere explode.

I wish for a total biscuit.

[Waitdev_]

granted, you hate its taste.

i wish for an error

[Konlab]

Corrupy-A-Wish:Wait_:587:I wish for an error

I wish this error was pcalled

[LDDestroier]

Granted.

I wish NIntendo bought MegaMan off of Capcom.

[Lupus590]

Granted, but Capcom buys Nintendo.

I wish for more money, so I can buy the games I want.

[Konlab]

Granted, but you can't play them

@LDDestroirer: Holy Hamburger, BATMAN! YOUR map application includes WAIT's error with MY typo (Corrupy). What a teamwork.

I wish my typo was not there...

[LDDestroier]

Um, granted.

I wish for big money! big prizes! I love it!

[cptdeath58]

Granted, a pile of money lands on you and suffocates you.

I wish for a lamborghini aventador.