3330 replies to this topic

[Konlab]

Granted but you spent all your money on it and you don't have money for fuel and you can't go to work

I wish for more chocolate

Edited by Konlab, 22 November 2015 - 06:27 PM.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you die of caffeine poisoning.

I wish you was alive.

[Waitdev_]

granted, konlab now has terrible grammar and everyone hates it.

i wish konlab had better grammar

[LDDestroier]

Granted the wish is that did I. Entire post does grammar bad, however.

For me, wish a rock that pet, is.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, your wish is, but without death, it is not.

I wish for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle as my personal butler.

[ell]

Granted, but he is now one atom wide.

I wish for an uncorruptable (and wishable) wish.

[Waitdev_]

Granted i did, Wish you for legs none.

Wish i did have grammar good

[Konlab]

Wait_, on 24 November 2015 - 05:33 AM, said:

Granted i did, Wish you for legs none.

Wish i did have grammar good

Granted. Oxford print press has lots of good books on it.

Offtopic:
Sorry for my grammar.

I wish google translate made no errors when translating

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except now you can't use computers.

I wish for a biscuit.

[Waitdev_]

Granted, its plain. that's right, PLAIN.

i wish for a cookie

[LDDestroier]

Granted. Raisins...

I wish for a bazooka.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but it explodes when you tried to fire it... I don't know how it made past industrial inspection.

I wish for a... diamond pickaxe.

[Konlab]

cptdeath58, on 25 November 2015 - 06:53 PM, said:

Granted, but it explodes when you tried to fire it... I don't know how it made past industrial inspection.

I wish for a... diamond pickaxe.

Granted but it has durability of -1

I wish for a... golden pickaxe

[cptdeath58]

Granted, it was thrown at you and is now either suck into your chest or just flattened out. Oh and its not gold, its pyrite.

I wish for a bunch of gold bricks.

Edited by cptdeath58, 25 November 2015 - 07:31 PM.

[Gonow32]

Granted, but they get stolen while you are sleeping.

I wish for a mining turtle.

[Waitdev_]

Granted, it has no pickaxe.

i wish for a pickaxe

[Pyrif]

Granted, but it's weaker than a normal wood pickaxe, cannot get a drop from anything, and has only one use.
I wish to know what the edge of Infinity looks like.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but you died in the process.

I wish to know everything.

[Pyrif]

Granted, but the knowledge overloads your brain and it explodes.

I wish for the most beautiful emoticon ever.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. It has a 2400x2400 resolution and lags the whole page when someone puts it on a post.

I wish I had a loaf of bread.