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[cptdeath58]

Granted, one rotten loaf of bread.

I wish for cheers.

[Waitdev_]

granted, the drink you then have is poisoned.

i wish for a new tab

[Pyrif]

Granted, your old tab closes.
I wish for the Infinite Computer (look it up on YouTube).

[Waitdev_]

granted, but since it definitely is possible, you know you have the chance of being a simulation, then they turn it off....

i wish our universe wasn't a possible simulation

[hugeblank]

granted, but you alone are a simulation. Nothing else.

I wish that at the snap of my fingers I could learn everything in Lua/CC instantly!

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you explode.

I wish for awesomeness.

[hugeblank]

Granted, but everyone else gets the equivalent amount of awesomeness as you putting you right back where you were.

I wish my post count doubled every time I made a post. (such a puny single digit rn... )

[Pyrif]

Granted, but it is then immediately cut down to 1/4 of its total size, bringing it down to 1/2 the original.

I wish cake.

[hugeblank]

granted, but it's spoiled. Every bite eaten immediately results in the consumer throwing it, and all of their stomach contents up. ( that was gross...)

I wish for the best CC OS ever.

[Waitdev_]

Granted. It's outdated and won't do anything.

i wish for the worst CC OS ever

[Konlab]

Granted, but it's so bad that it crashes every time you press Ctrl + T with error message "Terminated"

I wish for a custom error message when terminating.

[hugeblank]

Granted, every time you terminate, it leads to a termination loop, getting slower and slower as your real computer gets bogged down with so much termination.

I wish that the CC forum drivers weren't so strange/ancient.

[Engineer]

Granted, though everytime you try to make a post on the forums you have to enter 2 captcha's

I wish one can know a programming language permanently; you'd never have to relearn a programming language after not using it for a while

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except now programming languages are insanely hard to learn and is nearly impossible for those who want to learn it to find classes.

I wish for bacon.

[Pyrif]

Granted, but you have to get it from the animal itself. (Tasty!)

I wish for the seven Chaos Emeralds.

[Luca_S]

Granted, but they are in a chest, which you can't unlock. Sorry!

I wish for a Universe.

[Hydrotronics]

granted, but you cannot exist in it or interact with it in any shape or form

I wish for choco milk! :3

[CaosTECH]

Granted, but its so delicious that everyone in the world wants it, so they kill eachother, and the population of the world was currently an Odd Number
(In case your wondering, this is bad because if everyone kills eachother then your the last one on the planet, all because of choco milk)
Beware the power of chocolate

I wish that my wish wished away wishes that didn't wish what I wished they would wish.

[hugeblank]

Granted, but every time one wish was wished away, two wishes that you didn't wish appeared.

I wish that I didn't decipher what CaosTECH wished for. (Took some time, not going to lie...)

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you died.

I wish for cookies.