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[LDDestroier]

Granted. You warp forward through space and time...
...CraftOS 2.0 will come out ten seconds earlier than before!

I wish for the ability to punch a man so hard, he instantly dies. I mean, uh, as an example of how hard I can punch, er, yes.

[Creeper9207]

Granted, you go out to test it and, without realizing it, punch dan200.

I wish i could change how much gravity affects me.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but you can only change it when you are home, else you fly out of Earth.

I wish for the ability to make matter.

[Creeper9207]

Granted, but scientists stay in denial of it and everyone just goes along with it and thinks your shoes are ugly.
Grumpy cat is the only one amused.

I wish SethBling would make more videos.

[MineRobber___T]

Granted, but it will only be retro Mario videos.

I wish that ComputerCraft had more of a YouTube community.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but youtube shut down.

I wish for some ideas.

[Quartz101]

(going off cptdeath58's post)

Granted, but you become a cat because you think so hard

I wish this was pure

[LDDestroier]

Granted. You die of a genetic disorder.

I wish for a better laptop.

[Admicos]

Granted. But you can't play any games on it.

I wish to find a great wish to wish

[Hydrotronics]

Granted, but it is so great that the great wish you wished to wish could not be granted!

I wish for christmas to hurry up!

[Admicos]

Granted, but you get a brick from each of your family members/friends in christmas

I wish to find an answer to every problem i have.

[Hydrotronics]

granted,but they are all the worst answers you could possibly get

I wish that I had the power to repair things instantly

[KingofGamesYami]

Granted, but it only stays fixed while you focus on it.

I wish to understand physics.

[Lupus590]

Granted, physics now works how you think it should. Lots of things break, including all of the Earth's nuclear things, nearly everyone is dead now.

I wish I had more time to play my games.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you now have to sleep more though or you'll end up tired or dead,

I wish for mor chickin.

[Hydrotronics]

Granted, but you stop liking chicken

I wish for Half Life 3

[Creator]

Granted, but it is a movie.

I wish for Craft OS 2.0

[LeDark Lua]

Granted but when porting it had many bugs with Asm which made it impossible to run without crashing.

I wish for CC 1.* port as a real OS!

[LDDestroier]

Granted. It is only for powerPC platforms. Incompatible with x86_64 and ARM.

I wish for a cartridge of Mega Man 6!

[Admicos]

Granted. But it's unplayable

I wish i could use coding IRL