3330 replies to this topic

[Admicos]

Granted, but now your PC broke

I wish i had great aim in CSGO

[LDDestroier]

Granted. You are banned for using an aimbot.

I wish Xonotic was more popular.

[jv110]

Granted, but you can't play it.

I wish there were more tutorials or at least some documentation on Citro3D (Drawing library for 3DS homebrew).

[FoxData]

jv110, on 28 February 2016 - 06:44 PM, said:

Granted, but you can't play it.

I wish there were more tutorials or at least some documentation on Citro3D (Drawing library for 3DS homebrew).

Granted. But its for a much older version.

I wish that i could get more people (that know LUA) to join FoxData. And make FoxOS

[jv110]

But there's nothing wrong with being an older version, it's still pretty recent!

Granted, but it's only me.

I wish a new Zelda was released today for Wii U and a copy of it magically appeared at my house.

Edited by jv110, 28 February 2016 - 08:25 PM.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. I hope you're ready for...LINK'S CROSSBOW TRAINING 2!!!

I wish for two sandwiches.

[FoxData]

LDDestroier, on 28 February 2016 - 08:28 PM, said:

Granted. I hope you're ready for...LINK'S CROSSBOW TRAINING 2!!!

I wish for two sandwiches.

Granted. But they are vintage 1955 sandwiches.

I wish that my computer had delta fans instead of cheap ones in it (delta is the best fan company)

[jv110]

Granted, but you can't eat them.
Edit: 'd

Granted, but you can't use them.

I wish Virtual Console games were free.

Edited by jv110, 28 February 2016 - 08:34 PM.

[FoxData]

jv110, on 28 February 2016 - 08:33 PM, said:

Granted, but you can't eat them.
Edit: 'd

Granted, but you can't use them.

I wish Virtual Console games were free.

Granted. But it also simulates the lack of a back-light in the gameboy (And there's no way to switch it off)

I wish for an analog oscilloscope (One that works).

Edit:
Double wish:
I wish that atari came back from the grave and made a current-gen version of pitfall.

Edited by FoxData, 28 February 2016 - 08:44 PM.

[jv110]

Granted, but you can only use it for playing Tennis for Two.
What? Atari didn't make Pitfall. I'll change it to Activision so it makes sense
Granted, but only they (Activision) can play it. (And dude, the original Pitfall is a truly bad game, wouldn't it be better to remake Pitfall 2 or something like that?)

I wish I had all Nintendo consoles.

[FoxData]

jv110, on 28 February 2016 - 08:55 PM, said:

Granted, but you can only use it for playing Tennis for Two.
What? Atari didn't make Pitfall. I'll change it to Activision so it makes sense
Granted, but only they (Activision) can play it. (And dude, the original Pitfall is a truly bad game, wouldn't it be better to remake Pitfall 2 or something like that?)

I wish I had all Nintendo consoles.

Granted. But they are prototypes that are designed not to play any games.

I wish that someone would make a programming language that is similar to natural language.

store that number i will give you in 1 minute
please add up 1 + 23 * 5 then
store it
computer say what you just stored.

[jv110]

Granted, but the compiler/interpreter is 356PB long.

I wish school didn't exist.

[FoxData]

jv110, on 28 February 2016 - 09:28 PM, said:

Granted, but the compiler/interpreter is 356PB long.

I wish school didn't exist.

Granted. But now you don't know anything.

I wish for a 4k monitor and camcorder.

[jv110]

Granted, but the monitor is microscopic.

I wish Nintendo put all their games on a single Wii U disc (for free!)

[FoxData]

jv110, on 28 February 2016 - 11:30 PM, said:

Granted, but the monitor is microscopic.

I wish Nintendo put all their games on a single Wii U disc (for free!)

Granted. But the emulator is not set right (overclocked and sound/graphical problems)

I wish for one of them 1tb usb flash drives

[jv110]

Granted, but only 64b are accessible.

I wish for chicken nuggets

Edited by jv110, 28 February 2016 - 11:41 PM.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. You get the fried 'nuggets' of a chicken.

I wish for a trophy made out of molded sandwich material.

[jv110]

Granted, but it's a trash sandwich covered with poop.

I wish for LEGO Technic so I can build my computer already

[LDDestroier]

Granted. You're missing one vital part. And you JUST had it!

I wish for Sa'an-d'Wiche, destroyer of all that is sandwich.

[jv110]

What do you mean with that?

Granted, but it's so old it broke itself.

I wish someone helped me on my projects.