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#2881 LDDestroier

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Posted 10 March 2016 - 01:00 AM

Granted. It only takes betamax.

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#2882 manu_03

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Posted 11 March 2016 - 05:04 PM

Granted, but wish = nil.

I wish that Valve releases Portal 3

#2883 bauen1

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 04:06 PM

Granted, but there are no cores (GlaDOS, Wheatly, etc) in the game anymore.

I wish for server hosting you can pay for with krist.

#2884 LDDestroier

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 07:49 PM

Granted. It costs it's equivalence in dollars.

I wish the Unity 8 desktop came out already!

#2885 FoxData

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 10:43 PM

View PostLDDestroier, on 12 March 2016 - 07:49 PM, said:

Granted. It costs it's equivalence in dollars.

I wish the Unity 8 desktop came out already!

Granted. But its unity 7 re branded as 8

I wish for one of those yogscast themed laptops (chillblast makes them)

#2886 FUNCTION MAN!

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Posted 18 March 2016 - 01:41 AM

Granted, but it's CPU is the PDP-11's.

I wish for this wish to be un-corruptable.

#2887 LDDestroier

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Posted 18 March 2016 - 01:53 AM

Granted. I'll corrupt some of your other wishes.

I wish for the good ol' days, whatever that is.

#2888 FoxData

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Posted 18 March 2016 - 08:53 PM

View PostLDDestroier, on 18 March 2016 - 01:53 AM, said:

Granted. I'll corrupt some of your other wishes.

I wish for the good ol' days, whatever that is.

Granted. But its wild west.

I wish for a bulk box of every electronic component ever.

#2889 LDDestroier

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Posted 18 March 2016 - 11:58 PM

Granted. It includes ten thousand vacuum tubes and 1m long jumper cables.

I wish for 1x10^100 sandwiches to flood my house.

#2890 FoxData

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Posted 26 March 2016 - 09:57 PM

View PostLDDestroier, on 18 March 2016 - 11:58 PM, said:

Granted. It includes ten thousand vacuum tubes and 1m long jumper cables.

I wish for 1x10^100 sandwiches to flood my house.

Granted. But there are so many that the amount causes an integer overflow in the universe therefor resetting everything back (then you will be playing minecraft for real)

I wish for good drawing skills (in adobe fireworks)

#2891 Konlab

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Posted 27 March 2016 - 07:48 AM

Granted, but a computer virus makes your perfect pictures ugly every second.

I wish for the ability to slow down time (so I can win Moonlight Sonata mvt 3 in piano tiles 2 for 3 crowns)

#2892 FoxData

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Posted 29 March 2016 - 03:21 PM

View PostKonlab, on 27 March 2016 - 07:48 AM, said:

Granted, but a computer virus makes your perfect pictures ugly every second.

I wish for the ability to slow down time (so I can win Moonlight Sonata mvt 3 in piano tiles 2 for 3 crowns)

Granted. But you can only have 5 seconds worth of slow motion and it takes about 200 hours to charge up.

I wish for a Simatic S3-700 PLC

#2893 LDDestroier

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 10:30 PM

I assume that's a big supercomputer thing, so GRANTED! ...but you accidentally spill some coffee on the delicate insides.

I wish for the Mother 4 team to make a beta demo or something!

#2894 manu_03

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 08:53 AM

Granted, but you need a code to unlock it.

I wish Mojang release the first 1.10 snapshot

#2895 FoxData

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Posted 26 April 2016 - 11:38 PM

View Postmanu_03, on 23 April 2016 - 08:53 AM, said:

Granted, but you need a code to unlock it.

I wish Mojang release the first 1.10 snapshot

Granted. But it crashes your computer

I wish for a DECTalk Machine

#2896 LDDestroier

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Posted 27 April 2016 - 12:20 PM

Granted. But your power adapter is NOT QUITE RIGHT for it.

I wish for an SNES.

#2897 jv110

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Posted 15 May 2016 - 05:37 PM

Granted, but it's a broken upside-left inverted Atari 2600 in a SNES case

i ueesh 4 free monies

#2898 LDDestroier

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Posted 15 May 2016 - 06:00 PM

Granted. Your pants drops in front of a crowd of schoolgirls because your pockets are filled with Mexican pesos.

I wish to set up us the bomb.

#2899 FoxData

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Posted 16 May 2016 - 09:07 PM

View PostLDDestroier, on 15 May 2016 - 06:00 PM, said:

Granted. Your pants drops in front of a crowd of schoolgirls because your pockets are filled with Mexican pesos.

I wish to set up us the bomb.

Granted. But the CT's won all the rounds.

I wish that the batteries in my TV remote didn't superheat to god knows what temp.

#2900 LDDestroier

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 02:52 AM

Granted. You are fully aware that the TV remote batteries heat to four-thousand degrees kelvin.

I wish for more games with hilariously terrible Engrish translations (WHAT YOU SAY !!)





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