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[LDDestroier]

Granted. It only takes betamax.

output="I wish for "
while true do
output=output.. "a wish that I wish for "
wish(output)
end

[manu_03]

Granted, but wish = nil.

I wish that Valve releases Portal 3

[bauen1]

Granted, but there are no cores (GlaDOS, Wheatly, etc) in the game anymore.

I wish for server hosting you can pay for with krist.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. It costs it's equivalence in dollars.

I wish the Unity 8 desktop came out already!

[FoxData]

LDDestroier, on 12 March 2016 - 07:49 PM, said:

Granted. It costs it's equivalence in dollars.

I wish the Unity 8 desktop came out already!

Granted. But its unity 7 re branded as 8

I wish for one of those yogscast themed laptops (chillblast makes them)

[FUNCTION MAN!]

Granted, but it's CPU is the PDP-11's.

I wish for this wish to be un-corruptable.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. I'll corrupt some of your other wishes.

I wish for the good ol' days, whatever that is.

[FoxData]

LDDestroier, on 18 March 2016 - 01:53 AM, said:

Granted. I'll corrupt some of your other wishes.

I wish for the good ol' days, whatever that is.

Granted. But its wild west.

I wish for a bulk box of every electronic component ever.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. It includes ten thousand vacuum tubes and 1m long jumper cables.

I wish for 1x10^100 sandwiches to flood my house.

[FoxData]

LDDestroier, on 18 March 2016 - 11:58 PM, said:

Granted. It includes ten thousand vacuum tubes and 1m long jumper cables.

I wish for 1x10^100 sandwiches to flood my house.

Granted. But there are so many that the amount causes an integer overflow in the universe therefor resetting everything back (then you will be playing minecraft for real)

I wish for good drawing skills (in adobe fireworks)

[Konlab]

Granted, but a computer virus makes your perfect pictures ugly every second.

I wish for the ability to slow down time (so I can win Moonlight Sonata mvt 3 in piano tiles 2 for 3 crowns)

[FoxData]

Konlab, on 27 March 2016 - 07:48 AM, said:

Granted, but a computer virus makes your perfect pictures ugly every second.

I wish for the ability to slow down time (so I can win Moonlight Sonata mvt 3 in piano tiles 2 for 3 crowns)

Granted. But you can only have 5 seconds worth of slow motion and it takes about 200 hours to charge up.

I wish for a Simatic S3-700 PLC

[LDDestroier]

I assume that's a big supercomputer thing, so GRANTED! ...but you accidentally spill some coffee on the delicate insides.

I wish for the Mother 4 team to make a beta demo or something!

[manu_03]

Granted, but you need a code to unlock it.

I wish Mojang release the first 1.10 snapshot

[FoxData]

manu_03, on 23 April 2016 - 08:53 AM, said:

Granted, but you need a code to unlock it.

I wish Mojang release the first 1.10 snapshot

Granted. But it crashes your computer

I wish for a DECTalk Machine

[LDDestroier]

Granted. But your power adapter is NOT QUITE RIGHT for it.

I wish for an SNES.

[jv110]

Granted, but it's a broken upside-left inverted Atari 2600 in a SNES case

i ueesh 4 free monies

[LDDestroier]

Granted. Your pants drops in front of a crowd of schoolgirls because your pockets are filled with Mexican pesos.

I wish to set up us the bomb.

[FoxData]

LDDestroier, on 15 May 2016 - 06:00 PM, said:

Granted. Your pants drops in front of a crowd of schoolgirls because your pockets are filled with Mexican pesos.

I wish to set up us the bomb.

Granted. But the CT's won all the rounds.

I wish that the batteries in my TV remote didn't superheat to god knows what temp.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. You are fully aware that the TV remote batteries heat to four-thousand degrees kelvin.

I wish for more games with hilariously terrible Engrish translations (WHAT YOU SAY !!)