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[FoxData]

LDDestroier, on 17 May 2016 - 02:52 AM, said:

Granted. You are fully aware that the TV remote batteries heat to four-thousand degrees kelvin.

I wish for more games with hilariously terrible Engrish translations (WHAT YOU SAY !!)

Granted. But it was fixed.


I wish for an office

[Waitdev_]

Granted, but it has no table or chair.

I wish for my own room (don't ask me)

[Konlab]

Granted but it has no wall to the other room

I wish I knew english grammar and speling

[FoxData]

Konlab, on 21 May 2016 - 12:00 PM, said:

Granted but it has no wall to the other room

I wish I knew english grammar and speling

Granted. You will have to go to school for 365 days and nether comeback.

I wish that "Lyqyd" didn't press the "Self-Destruct" Button on the control panel.

[Waitdev_]

Granted, he presses the "Delete all users" button instead.
Oh wait..

I wish people didn't hate Lyqyd as much

[jv110]

Granted. They hate everyone except Lyqyd.

I wish my game was done already.

[XGN ArchTyler]

Granted, but the amount of lines of code you have matches the amount of bugs it has.

I wish for chocolate

Edited by R1SE-Tech Games, 22 May 2016 - 06:03 AM.

[jv110]

Granted, but it's ooze-infested rat poop covered with chocolate.

I wish errors didn't exist

[Konlab]

Granted, but lots of undocumented fearures pop up

I wish this wish was denied

[jv110]

Granted, but nobody cares and they still do it.

I wish for a new AVGN episode

[jv110]

Granted, but you're a hippie

I wish I could finish Ghosts 'n Goblins faster so I can do my freaking video already

[ell]

jv110, on 27 May 2016 - 12:35 AM, said:

Granted, but you're a hippie

I wish I could finish Ghosts 'n Goblins faster so I can do my freaking video already

Granted, except that video takes ∞ minutes.

I wish for Corrupt-a-wish to end.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. It continues under another name.

I wish I could beat the Blood Stained Sanctuary in Cave Story flawlessly.

[jv110]

Granted, but you lose your progress.

I wish I could draw sprites.

Edited by jv110, 28 May 2016 - 07:29 PM.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. You draw the most beautiful fairies.

I wish for a coffee.

[jv110]

Granted, but it's just painted on the table.

I wish I could get money to start my frekin server

[FoxData]

jv110, on 28 May 2016 - 09:35 PM, said:

Granted, but it's just painted on the table.

I wish I could get money to start my frekin server

Granted. But you look at it closely and you find laser printer dots.

I wish for a mechanical typewriter

[LDDestroier]

Granted. It's prone to jamming.

I wish for dreams to last as long as you are asleep.

[Konlab]

Granted but you don't remember them

I wish for something funny (like me (in English I doesn't work))

[LDDestroier]

Granted. It's mildly amusing.

I wish for a snozzberry