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[ry00000]

Granted. The corruption corrupts itself so now you have a straight wish.

I wish for Super Smash Bros. for Wii U.

(Also, 150th page starter! Woo!)

Edited by ry00000, 06 September 2016 - 12:28 PM.

[TheRockettek]

Granted but the disk is scratched D_: …

I wish for a keg
(#Fetishes)

Edited by TheRockettek, 06 September 2016 - 08:18 PM.

[ebernerd]

TheRockettek, on 06 September 2016 - 07:18 AM, said:

Granted, but nothing really happened...

I wish for corruption.

Granted, the Corruption from Terraria spreads into the real world!

I wish for more powdered donuts, that wouldn't be poisoned, and will be exactly the same in every way

[thecrimulo]

CompuTech, on 06 September 2016 - 11:42 PM, said:

TheRockettek, on 06 September 2016 - 07:18 AM, said:

Granted, but nothing really happened...

I wish for corruption.

Granted, the Corruption from Terraria spreads into the real world!

I wish for more powdered donuts, that wouldn't be poisoned, and will be exactly the same in every way

Granted, but they have so much powder that the donut itself becomes dust and flies away from your hand.

I wish I could be in multiple places at time

[TheRockettek]

Granted but its all from the same body so parts of you are everywhere.

I wish for quartz

[ry00000]

Granted. The quartz is corrupted so now you have wartz, which doesn't exist, therefore you have nothing.

I wish for .

[Mumbai]

no comment

i wish the news stations would stop reporting me

[TheRockettek]

Granted, now nobody knows you
(Wait, who am i replying to? I dont even know this person :/)

I wish for a life.
(I dont have on atm)

[thecrimulo]

Granted, but it's someone's life from the opposite gender.

I wish for more wishes

[Nothy]

Granted, but they may only be granted if they're pointless.


I wish I had more time.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. Here's ten seconds.

I wish my laptop's battery didn't suck so much.

[thecrimulo]

Granted, it sucks 0.1% less

I wish my wish would never end (haha take this)

[CrazedProgrammer]

Granted, but the immortality will slowly drive you insane as you get more and more bored of life.

I wish I didn't have social anxiety (aka being a pussy)

[Nothy]

Granted, but now you have regular anxiety attacks for no apparent reason (can relate, trust me)

I wish I had starbucks.

[thecrimulo]

Granted, but its closed.

I wish the next one types "Sub to /r/JonTron" in his post.

[ry00000]

Sub to /r/JahnThrahn.

I wish for a top tier Minecraft server and DDoS protection to go with it. (Ha! Try corrupting this one!)

[ebernerd]

Granted. The universe's timetables change, and minecraft was made in the early 2000s. Your top tier server has a pentium and 2GB of RAM.

I wish for friends.

[hugeblank]

Granted, they're deaf.

I wish NexCore was live...oh wait...

I wish cyberbully channels weren't cancer...

Edited by hugeblank, 11 September 2016 - 09:16 PM.

[thecrimulo]

Granted, now you are the owner of LeafyIsHere

I wish i could finish a project

[hugeblank]

Granted, after finishing a single project, you run out of ideas.

has nobody seriously posted here since the 12th of September!?

I wish I could fully understand the string library in Lua. (It's so damn confusing)