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[Dave-ee Jones]

The Crazy Phoenix, on 28 July 2017 - 02:35 PM, said:

Granted, someone told you yesterday, but you've already forgotten.

I wish I could find something to do whenever I'm bored.

Granted, but your life will never slow down, constantly being busy one way or another.

I wish all outdoor puddles consisted of ink so I could have a virtually unlimited supply of ink for my printer.

[EveryOS]

Granted. You stain your clothing.

I wish that the good-willed wish of the person who replies to this wish was uncorrupted and not undermined.

[The Crazy Phoenix]

Granted. Unfortunately, that person has no wish.

I wish this could be a wish.

Edited by The Crazy Phoenix, 31 July 2017 - 05:40 PM.

[Dave-ee Jones]

The Crazy Phoenix, on 31 July 2017 - 05:39 PM, said:

Granted. Unfortunately, that person has no wish.

I wish this could be a wish.

I can't even grant that because it's not a wish...

I wish he had wished so I didn't have to destroy the wish forum..

[The Crazy Phoenix]

Granted, unfortunately spacetime broke so nothing has changed.

I wish EveryOS' wish hadn't prevented me from wishing (didn't want the thread to die) so that Dave-ee Jones wouldn't have wished for me to have wished.

Edited by The Crazy Phoenix, 01 August 2017 - 01:36 AM.

[Dave-ee Jones]

Granted, though you can't wish anymore - I mean, uh, you have an infinite number of Genies.

I wish there was a low-output battery that had an infinite amount of energy.

[The Crazy Phoenix]

Granted. The universe is now a mess because the first law of thermodynamics no longer applies.

I wish things were more durable.

Edited by The Crazy Phoenix, 01 August 2017 - 09:43 AM.

[Dave-ee Jones]

Granted, though the world just grew much stronger and in the end nothing changed.

I wish that people wouldn't be so easily deceived.

[EveryOS]

Granted. Sadly, the definition of people has been changed to lobbyists and no one else.

I wish to have a negative amount of an item.

[Nothy]

Granted, but the items become a paradox because they exist and don't exist at the same time, slowly building a black hole in your back pocket.

I wish for a potato that grants people superpowers.

[The Crazy Phoenix]

Granted. The potato gives people stronger superpowers the more they want to kill you.

I wish religions and cults no longer existed.

[Nothy]

Granted, now science is a religion.


I wish for infinite super potatoes

[The Crazy Phoenix]

Granted. The amount of energy in the potatoes is so great that your body violently explodes due to the ionization of all its atoms.

I wish I didn't constantly get distracted by YouTube.

[exosceleton]

I got too distracted by Youtube I forgot to grant your wish.

I wish for good projects to never die

Edited by exosceleton, 21 August 2017 - 06:24 AM.

[The Crazy Phoenix]

Granted, but they gradually degrade in quality.

I wish I could selectively remember things for as long as I want in one attempt with no additional effort.

[Konlab]

Granted, but you can't forget your false memories, dreams and your brain becomes overwhelmed with information

I wish I could go back in time 4 seconds if I want, with a 5 second cooldown (so it's not that op)

[The Crazy Phoenix]

Granted, but only your body reverts to the way it was 4 seconds ago. As a side effect, you also lose all recollection of the past 4 seconds.

I wish my previous wish had actually been granted, instead of a bogus "I wish I could remember everything" wish I never made.

[Saldor010]

The Crazy Phoenix, on 25 August 2017 - 02:18 PM, said:

Granted, but only your body reverts to the way it was 4 seconds ago. As a side effect, you also lose all recollection of the past 4 seconds.

I wish my previous wish had actually been granted, instead of a bogus "I wish I could remember everything" wish I never made.

Granted, but now your wish is misinterpreted to "I wish I could forget everything" instead.

I wish for a sandwich.

[The Crazy Phoenix]

Granted, you have been given Heavy's sandvich.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

[Nothy]

Granted, but now no one else has an internet connection.

I wish I my classmate didn't break my phone